Fuck salt.

I was expecting a Bel-Air...

I really want to laugh.....so wrong yet....fuck it

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Hahahah did she srsly give you an A?

That, my friend, was epic. Best read all day (English/writing class -_-). I hope she doesnt charge you with a-salt (assult, get it?! XD *rimshot*).

[quote name='Shinji' post='1392784' date='Sep 11 2008, 09:27 AM']That, my friend, was epic. Best read all day (English/writing class -_-). I hope she doesnt charge you with a-salt (assult, get it?! XD *rimshot*).[/quote]
Who the hell do you think you are?

[quote name='moozxy' post='1392782' date='Sep 11 2008, 06:26 PM']Hahahah did she srsly give you an A?[/quote]
I don't know. I left when she told me to.

Why were you and your teacher standing on a table?

This is GOLDEN.

[quote name='Orc' post='1392792' date='Sep 11 2008, 06:30 PM']Why were you and your teacher standing on a table?[/quote]
no u

i have a friend who used to do this kind of thing ALL THE TIME, but he never gets an A of it...

That's pretty epic hahaha

I once draw this manga dude with black liner for some art lesson. And I get a 6/10 (10 is best) for it... While other people got sevens or even higher for things that would make a 3 year old stick figure look like a Picasso. So I said fuck this shit! I worked hard on this. She says: Excuse me? I worked fucking hard on this an while you may think I'm into pokemon and like to draw in my spare time, your wrong. SO this is realy fucked up. okay......8/10 but if you ever talk to me again like that you will fail this class. Well, I can live with that

This has thread of the year status all over it (if it's true). Ah heck, even it's not.

You swedes är galen.

I've made quite a number of teachers cry but never got a better grade for it.
Well, I don't think teachers grade love affairs anyway.

[quote name='Orc' post='1393149' date='Sep 11 2008, 08:58 PM']I've made quite a number of teachers cry but never got a better grade for it.
Well, I don't think teachers grade love affairs anyway.[/quote]
If they didn't grade it, meant it wasn't even worth it 8)

oi mate

tis pretty sweet

I feel your pain.

Been there. (it was back in the 70s admittedly, but been there).

English class, I turn in an imaginative piece of writing (I thought). It was about a 60 gunner that went beserk from heat stoke and chewed up half of his patrol.

The teacher was a widely disliked woman in the school. She has all the qualities of a grade 3 teacher, which would have been ok if she wasn't teaching in high school.

Well she responds on the story, "seems like a typical war story". I had a lot of trouble not having a fit.

You see SHE had NO idea what Vietnam was like at all (the focus of the setting), and I was a reasonably young adult returning student, and I had actually been in the army only months earlier.

The idea of some dumb bitch telling an ex soldier bugger all about his world did NOT sit well. Hell I'd have been ok if she has simply wrote, your prose needs a lot of work and left it at that.
I suspect she was likely a closet peace freak piece of shit.

yeah man, fuck salt. fuck it.