Good grades with benefits

my parents are exactly the same, except when I do well my dad buys me really expensive chocolate

Go for either iPhone 4S or the Galaxy SII.

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Go for either Galaxy SII or the Galaxy SII.
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[quote name='shlong' timestamp='1321562797'] [quote name='kevan' timestamp='1321561327']Go for either Galaxy SII or the Galaxy SII.[/quote] [/quote]
Actually comparing them the iPhone 4S seems to outperform in all areas.

Alan John is a nerd

BTW, iPhone 4S > Galaxy S II

This pisses me off so bad...

I've always had a 99 or above in my science classes and at least a 96 or above in other classes except English, which I had a 95 (which, being an Asian, is reasonable). FYI, I'm one year advanced in my science and math class and I take AP history classes, so that's really something to commemorate... I even joined clubs, volunteered for community services and did some athletic activities throughout the year. But no, they never buy me 'special stuff'... guess what they bought me?

They bought me chocolate. I like chocolate, in fact, I love them. But there's something that bothered me badly: the price thingy was ripped off. They were trying to conceal the price of it from me. And I'm pretty sure they didn't hide it because I'm such a great kid and would worry if it said $1000; they hid it for the very opposite (and obvious) reason.

Well, at least they feed me and give me shelter. I've never complained about it either because I'm such a great--NO FUCK THIS I'M BAD I WANT STUFF!

tl;dr YOU LUCKY BASTARD ALAN JOHN! ;O;

Get the Galaxy SII, then nobody will think you're a macfag applehomosexual person.

Yeah even though iPhone 4S outperfroms I still prefer the idea of the SII

Apple 4S!
Oh and you deserve a pat on the back for being the best student in your class. ^^

My parents are just like s4mid4re's. They've always been like that. For me, it's because they plan on rewarding all my A's when I'm finally out of school. Instead of splurging to instantly gratify me, they're getting me several months of vacation out of Sweden, once I finish high school.

And to be fair, even a single hour out of Sweden would be a greater relief than a new phone.

[quote name='Ace™' timestamp='1321633017'] And to be fair, even a single hour out of Sweden would be a greater relief than a new phone. [/quote]
Yeah Sweden's a shithole

so how much did you bribe your teachers?

It's hard to believe that you're the best student !!!

And you might wanna go for iphone 4S.

Maybe they liked his hentmeis (which is also the reason why he's not banned yet )

lol get the Galaxy s II the iPhone 4s has a big problem as it drains your battery really fast

Congrats brah, I wish my grades where like that when I was young.