Guild Plays: Pokemon whY and the three deee essss

So yeah, rumors are true: I have a 3DS.

I bought a midnight purple one for $110 last week, it arrived on Friday. The next day I went out and got Pokemon. Y version of course, I am a man after all and an active member of the Patriarchy.

So... here's what I think.

3DS

Eh. I'm not big on the console itself but it's functional and that's basically what I wanted. The 3D is... not very good and not really worth it. I find myself having immediate eyestrain when I turn it on, it rarely looks good, and it eats up battery. I mean it's neat to have and I'll use it on occasion but it's not like "HOLY SHIT THIS IS 3D".

I still think the thing is a bit clunky. For instance, just downloading the patch for Pokemon Y. On the Vita, when you open up the LiveArea page for it, it'll show if it needs an update, you let it update, blah blah blah. For the 3DS, you have to download the patch completely separately, without notification from the game, you can't download anything in the background, and there's very limited multitasking. So I had to sit and wait for it to download. Then install. I'm also not a fan of the GUI either, it just feels like a pain to access everything by scrolling horizontally compared to Android/iOS/LiveArea where everything is right in front of you or only takes a page swipe to get to the next bunch of icons. Not that it's bad here but it feels kinda boring.

I'm also not a fan of the circle pad, I'll be honest it feels like a physical incarnation of all the touchscreen analog stick "emulations". Which isn't really that good. I can't see using it for anything really precise.

Otherwise it's pretty ergonomic and I played it for a couple hours straight with no hand cramping or anything.

Pokemon Y

It's a pretty alright game, it's what I expected. It's certainly not perfect though.

I find all the new Pokemon to be really unexciting. My party right now only has one new Pokemon in it and that's my starter (Frogadier). The game is also stupidly easy, even for Pokemon. My Pokemon were vastly overleveled for every gym. I know it's the Exp Share and you could just "turn it off" but it's shoved right on you after the first gym. It's basically the Pokemon equivalent of Super Guide.

The game does a good job though of boiling down all the garbage from Black and White, where it shoved story in your face, and the story was shit. Now everything moves a lot faster. You'll have your first couple of Pokemon and your first gym badge within an hour. Not to mention running shoes off the bat and rollerblades (which are generally the best way to travel minus in grass). So that's pretty good.

So it's pretty good if you like Pokemon, if you don't it won't really change your mind.

My friend code is... I'm too lazy to look it up right now I'll get around to it.

Comments

It's not a bad game and I don't regret buying it (even at $40) but I wouldn't quite say it's "revolutionary" and it does bring forth a lot of new issues. However I'd say the good and bad aspects even out so while it's not a top tier Pokemon game (see: Gold/Silver/Crystal), it's still a good Pokemon game.
 
I didn't even stick with my starter. I literally threw it in a bin as soon as I got to the pokemon center, then I traded it for a ditto to breed early.

I appreciate the simplicity because there was no way they'd make it difficult to begin with...so might as well make it so moronically easy I can blitz through it with 1 pokemon using 2 moves and do what I WANT to do, that being level up a real team and fight real people. AI opponents seem to be halfway retarded so even with a good team, overlevelled, you'll most likely win.

Definitely a lot of complaints, but at the same time it is a nicely polished pokerman game and I too don't regret purchasing it. Just wish it had more endgame content/pokermens.

EDIT: and I just noticed that, besides gardevoir and lilligant, my team is entirely gen 1.
 
My current team is:
  • Greninja
  • Charizard
  • Aerodactyl
  • Lucario
  • Jolteon
  • Gardevoir
Just did the Grass gym (gym four) and holy shit was that stupidly easy. Most gym leaders have some type of Pokemon to negate the common weaknesses of that type. Not this one. Literally swept him with my Charizard. Who has Flying moves too in case there was a Fire resistance. Oh and he can Mega Evolve.
Stupidly easy doens't even describe it.
 
Between my Gardevoir and Charizard (both taking 4 gyms each), no gym leaders pokemon lasted more than 1 round.

The gyms are just pathetic. I'm hoping the pokemon league is at least some sort of challenge.
 
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FYI, the Resident Evil sale has been extended (40% off now though instead of 50%) in case you want to get those.

"'it just feels like a pain to access everything by scrolling horizontally compared to Android/iOS/LiveArea where everything is right in front of you or only takes a page swipe to get to the next bunch of icons. Not that it's bad here but it feels kinda boring."

and you probably should decrease the size of the home menu. would make it easier to access everything right away instead of having to scroll horizontally through everything.
 

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