I fucked up last night

It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy I really fucked up

She was pissed she said I called her a slut
I said
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
You Know I didn't mean to call you that

I was so hung over that she had told me what happend

She first said Please tell me why my car is in the front yard
And asked why I'm sleeping with my clothes on?
Then she said I came in through the window last night

Then smoke alarm was going off, and there was a cigarette burning

I'm SSJ4 wasted now so hello
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  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    What a "Scared Straight" moment that would be.
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    A friend give me a $35 cigar, and pssf, just as good as a $5 one. But of course gonna have to tell him it was awesome.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    What makes a good Cuban rum soaked cigar is a nice cosmopolitan to go with it.
    +1
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Used to do that every time I went to Miami on business
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    There was this little bar I would stop in have that combo and watch the beach
    +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    I've never met a girl named cosmopolitan, but cool. And where do you insert the cigar? Mr clinton
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Slightly more than 35 dollars lol but I was making thousands on a job.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Cosmopolitan is just vodka and cranberry juice lol
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    I'm a martini glass
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    My dental assistant is Cuban I'm gonna have to him for cigars and sandwiches now
    +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Yea wish I could get Cubans cheap, they are ridiculous priced up here. But they are hard workers.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    I think I was paying like 75 back in the early 90s
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Rolled on the thighs of virgins if the stories are to be believed
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    I don't think we belive any of your stories
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    That's honestly for the best lol
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    I'd read his autobiography.
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    "If I may have done it."
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    I'm deliberately vague about some of the details sure it's been 30 years but some crimes don't have limitations
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Psis sex life is Dubai
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  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Or I picture its like quagmire from family guy, gigity.
    +2
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Back then I was so wasteful with money, didn't bother me to spend 600 bucks in a strip club, some of those private dances though... Lol
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    My life back then was a mix of Breaking Bad and John Wick and Dumb and Dumber lol
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    The things we do as kids so lucky to be alive lol
    Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo: The things we do as kids so lucky to be alive lol