I now know what gonna happen to me

[quote name='koimayeul' post='3804698' date='Jul 30 2011, 08:07 PM']Now i am seriously worrying about this dude from checkin on his posts weirdness began with this one
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?showtopic=300...p;#entry3765945

also



GET BACK TO YOUR BODY DAMMIT[/quote]
XD Getting back to his body won't help... hell, him getting in the right side of his mind won't help either at this point! LMAO

The last post he wrote, I couldn't even read half of it because I was dying so much... I'm still laughing as I type this out and you are reading this word. I just can't deal with this. I am weak right now.

Wait...so you're saying the Grim Reaper looked like the Afro Samurai and he attacked you?

[quote name='Pyrmon' post='3804706' date='Jul 30 2011, 08:17 PM']I'll try to translate for the good of the community.

My father made a cake, which I was eating while playing Guild Wars. After a while, I noticed the cake was all gone in my belly. He brushed his teeth. I got ready for bed and, as I was laying in bed, tired from the sugar drawback, I started feeling as stiff as a bone and couldn't move anymore. The TV was open but my room was becoming very dark. I saw something coming from my door that freaked me out of my mind. The Green Ripper suddenly appeared and shook me while saying "Boy, you best get your ass up and wake up, for it isn't your time to die". He then proceeded to bitch slap me while saying "Wake up". He looked like a black person with a joint in his mouth. He had an Afro similar to a big bush and continued to bitch slap me while telling me to wake up because it wasn't my time. Then he said "I'll be back, muahahahahah" and took a puff from his bat and said "ehhhhh yahhhhh, that's the stuff", which made me laugh. I then proceeded to call my friend David who is jealous of my weird dreams. This story is real, I was so shocked that my legs were shacking. Then I drank some water and sat down to play Guild Wars to forget the whole event.[/quote]
Fixed.

Oh God. You shouldn't have translated it, cause now its even funnier!!! HA!!!

But on a more serious note. STOP EATING SUGARY SUBSTANCES AND THEN GOING TO BED!!!! Why?

1) If eaten in excess and then going off to bed, you WILL have nightmares and weird visions.

2) If not given proper exercise, it will just settle in your body and convert into fat. This one I know TOO well. lol

[quote name='Nathan Drake' post='3804489' date='Jul 30 2011, 06:07 PM']WHO IS YOUR DEALER AND WHAT DO THEY GIVE YOU?![/quote]
YOU FORGOT THE BIG QUESTION! HOW CAN WE CONTACT HIM?

These sound likes dreams, not OBE's.

These sound like total nutcase nothing more, or less

My reaction to OP

Maybe I'm just crazy, but these posts he's making are incredibly funny. At least he isn't spamming them in the wrong topics.

*All my out of body's Exp. are all ready told I well post them when i have A new out of body ok until now

nothing yet .


*I well post my dream's as well some just are to freaky to post hear might make you lose your mind so my lose your mind dream's are going keep to my self Thank's for reading enjoy the crazy LOL "

[quote name='steve007' post='3805335' date='Jul 31 2011, 03:09 PM']*All my out of body's Exp. are all ready told I well post them when i have A new out of body ok until now

nothing yet .


*I well post my dream's as well some just are to freaky to post hear might make you lose your mind so my lose your mind dream's are going keep to my self Thank's for reading enjoy the crazy LOL "[/quote]
Now now.. this is your blog.. YOUR BLOG! so make yourself at home

What input language in Google Translate do I have to put so that I can understand the OP?

EDIT:
[quote name='Slyakin' post='3804514' date='Jul 30 2011, 06:30 PM']No no, don't quit posting!

You're hilarious. [/quote]

"From Outer Space" definitely

This is my most favorite thread on gbatemp.net

*Hello it happen again .. As I started playing on my computer I had A sandwich in my hand getting ready to eat it I had passed out body shut down and fell face first in to my sandwich Not knowing it happen I came back I had bread all over my mouth it made me feel very, very thirsty .

Having A out of body makes your mind and body weak mean's I can't feel my legs or arm's for A bit till the blood goes back but sandwich in my face thats funny

PS: I can't sleep I am laughing so munch


My bother always told me your face now I know what he means by that

symptoms seems to quiet down, you can do better.. you go, steve007! put stars in our eyes once more!

I had a genuine out of body experience when I died. I remember a soft breeze, the faint scent of flowers, and a calming female voice telling me my task wasn't complete yet. Whether that's the real Heaven or just my subconscious trying to hold me together remains to be seen. All I can tell you is that I don't recognise the voice. I at no point remember anything to do with becoming a wolf. You need to lay off the all night beer and Zelda sessions.

You have a problem and you're hurting the people around you.

Put the pills down and get some help.

*>_< I don't do drug's or drink I am A virgin as well girls are freaked out of me when I go hyper active
I don't mean to my body is full of energy I got to munch of it


I am odd and weird I am still a kid in the head I have A brain of A 12 year old , My family don't believe me on my out of body exp. with the M and M peanut chocking they said I need to stop talking that stuff and go to church and give your heart to the lord I do my soul is for the lord I hope he makes me his wolf pet I can dream right Aroooo ..... **Smirks**


I gotten hit by A car on my power wheels kids had bats and brooms and sticks gonna beat me up at A young age I am there punching bag I had my helmet on and hit the side of A brick house I seen black and red as I hit the person got out of the car this might what happen to my out of body that triggered it

Doctors said there's nothing wrong with me at all they might not of looked hard inside my brain i hear music then I start to hear it like I typed it freaky huh

Hum no one comes to day oh well I well add more OBE and dream's on this post when it happen's