Monkat, Monkat, Monkat

Hey peeps.

Wassaaap?

So I got today off, and I get tomorrow off because I have already hit my maximum hours limit at work.

I had my long class today, so it didn't really feel like a day off, but you know how that goes. Speaking of which, I had my first organic chemistry exam. I thought it went really well, honestly.

Then I get home. Everything is dandy, until now. My landlord's wife is throwing a shit-storm right now because the tenants' bathroom isn't cleanly enough for her liking. I just cleaned it on Monday. With bleach. All of the hair, dirt, shit, toothpaste, piss, etc. is gone. All of it. The only thing that I didn't do was take out the trash (which, as a side-note, I didn't contribute at all to filling), because it is way over the top of the bag, and I have no bags available to empty the top into.

Honestly, not sure what she wants. The bathroom is used exclusively by three busy men. This is the cleanest it has been in months.

Go to hell.

EDIT: Added pictures of the bathroom.

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Snailface
You should romance her, Monkat, to get on her good side. Your nips can be used as bargaining tools. :creep:
 
Goli
You think your girlfriend is a lesbian. Everyone is a lesbian to you.
 
monkat
[quote name='Goli' post='3465189' date='Feb 18 2011, 10:59 PM']You think your girlfriend is a lesbian. Everyone is a lesbian to you.[/quote]
Yup!

Nah, this one is incredibly butch, and married a completely unattractive, overweight, jobless, goalless sack of crap. Pretty sure seeing him naked would make anyone, into men or not, vomit.
 
geoflcl
Yeesh. Organic Chemistry, and grouchy landladies. She's really been on your case lately! A lovely day off indeed...

In light of your rueful recess, at least you're still Monkat. :P
 
monkat
[quote name='geoflcl' post='3465192' date='Feb 18 2011, 11:00 PM']In light of your rueful recess, at least you're still Monkat. :P[/quote]

And in that, I can always confide *sniff*

EDIT: ADDED PICTURES ABOVE
 
Ikki
Your bathroom is clean except for the area surrounding the toilet.

Show her the mighty nipples and tell her to make you a sammich.
 
monkat
[quote name='Ramonra' post='3465232' date='Feb 18 2011, 11:30 PM']Your bathroom is clean except for the area surrounding the toilet.[/quote]

Well, like I said, I didn't take the trash out, and it has been five days of three men pissing around (or in, whatever) it.
 
ineap09
The bathroom looks cleaner than I expected.

Good to have a couple days off though. ^_^
 
431unknown
The mirror looks a little funky in that one pic, but other than the trash can it looks fucken spotless. Does she always have something to bitch about? She sounds like one of those people that just has to bitch about something regardless of how well something is done.
 
8BitWalugi
[quote name='monkat' post='3465239' date='Feb 19 2011, 02:33 PM'][quote name='Ramonra' post='3465232' date='Feb 18 2011, 11:30 PM']Your bathroom is clean except for the area surrounding the toilet.[/quote]

Well, like I said, I didn't take the trash out, and it has been five days of three men pissing around (or in, whatever) it.
[/quote]
Made me lol.

Anyway, the rubbish bin just needs to be emptied and maybe the mirror cleaned. Nice towel by the way. :P
 
monkat
[quote name='8BitWalugi' post='3465420' date='Feb 19 2011, 03:05 AM']Nice towel by the way. :P[/quote]

I wasn't wearing a towel :wtf:
 
Ikki
I see a note on the toilet water containing thingy. Now I must know what it says.
 
monkat
[quote name='Ramonra' post='3465958' date='Feb 19 2011, 12:46 PM']I see a note on the toilet water containing thingy. Now I must know what it says.[/quote]

It's an old reminder to clean the bathroom.
 

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