My english teacher pisses me off....

* Sorry for such a long post! =P*

Well, lets start at the beginning...

I woke up this morning as pissed off as possible...
My alarm made it worse...
My mom was bitching at me at 6:00 in the morning...
And i had to get ready for school... -_-

All day i had been getting more and more angry and it was just building up and i KNEW there was going to be an outburst of anger today...
This is where my english teacher comes into play.

It was fourth period and i had sat down and started doing the stupid worksheets she always makes us do for no apparent reason.
AND ONLY MY CLASS PERIOD TOO!

We already know the bullshit shes making us go over.


Well it was about 5 minutes into the period when she yells at me to turn my paper over because it was "on the wrong side"
When it was CLEARLY on the side we were reading.

She tells me to read the next paragraph and i was lost as hell.
She starts bitching and asking me if i was really THAT stupid as to not know where the second paragraph was...
This is when it happened...

I stood up and shouted " I DONT KNOW WHICH FUCKING PARAGRAPH WE'RE FUCKING ON!"

and she stood there in awe and said "What the bloody hell did you just say?!" (she always says "bloody" i have no clue why)

And i repeated myself even louder and threw my fucking notebook at the little fucking podium she has and she said "Get out of my room"
So i replied with a nice little "Fuck off"
and by that time half of my classmates were laughing their asses off, by the time i opened the door i was laughing as well.

When i got to the office i had assumed she called down there so i quietly sat in one of the seats.

When the period was over i walked back down her hallway and she had me go into her room and she told me
"I didnt call down to the office, or even write you up... I could tell you had a bad day.....blah blah blah"

She handed me the notes and the homework, and then before i left the room she looks at me and says "I guess not everyone is afraid of me... Are they?"
And i just laughed and went on with my day like it was any other, the anger was gone... and everyone in my English class found it funny.

Thats my story, just thought I'd share it with you all because i have nothing better to do! :]

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wow. that was really nice of her. u could have easily been suspended or even expelled for harassment, though i wish i was there. that must have been funny as hell xD
 
We've all been there, done that.

So is your English teacher hot? Or a total hag?
 
[quote name='Law' post='1455418' date='Oct 9 2008, 12:26 AM']We've all been there, done that.

So is your English teacher hot? Or a total hag?[/quote]
total hag, i wish i would have failed because my current teacher moved up after last year, and this new english teacher is like... AMAZINGLY hot =P
 
LMAO lol that was funny. Good job there, I wish I have the courage to do the same.
 
I have an english teacher just like that and i even posted in the blog on how fucking retarded she is. you lucked out that you didn't get suspended. even though i'm a risk taker, i probably wouldn't even have ht guts to say that(actually i might depending on how p/o i am). kudos the you. luckily for me though i can get her back in a subtle way that won't trace back to me. my english teacher is allergic to perfume and fragrences >:D
 
[quote name='jgu1994' post='1455450' date='Oct 9 2008, 12:42 AM']I have an english teacher just like that and i even posted in the blog on how fucking retarded she is. you lucked out that you didn't get suspended. even though i'm a risk taker, i probably wouldn't even have ht guts to say that(actually i might depending on how p/o i am). kudos the you. luckily for me though i can get her back in a subtle way that won't trace back to me. my english teacher is allergic to perfume and fragrences >:D[/quote]

Hahaha, nice... This english teacher is retarded as hell, She'll be like.. "It too hot in here blah blah im too damn warm blooded sometimes (its like 10 below 0 outside) so im going to open the windows!" and we even complain about it being cold and her response "Bring a hoodie...."

Gahh, I hate the north country =|

I wish i still lived in Albuquerque :[



Well i suppose its homework time! :|
 
lol, sticking it to the man doesn't work anymore! They have a habit of kicking you right in the nuts as soon as they smell a bit of diabetes or betrayel.. :wtf: wait what!? Never mind
 
I don't think I've ever had a teacher like that wow. Heck my fav english teacher(11th grade) let us sleep because english is the same thing year after year.
 
My english teacher is pissing me off too.
She's called my house twice in two weeks complaining about my essays. (We're doing 2 per week as of this month)
First she was pissed I wrote about my Pescian religion
Now she's pissed because in my personal narrative I wrote that I have a large dislike for people in general.
She says nothing to me when she reads it in front of me, then calls my house? What a bitch.
It's not like because I don't like people, I'm going to stab her.
I'm definitely not going to stab her.
 
well one of my teachers piss me off too after the exams shes still making us do homework lol
 

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