New Pokemon in sword and shield.

They're called dynamaxed Pokémon fyi

If you truly do live in America, I can tell you the exact steps you need to take in order to get one--I'm serious.

.....but, if you feel I'm joking, I'd love for you to agree in a nonsensical way.

I know. But I really want sword so much. I want Scorbunny as my starter Pokemon.

You've got a 1% chance that someone will randomly give you a Nintendo Switch for free.

If you want to get Switch + Sword 100% guaranteed, like I said, I'll tell you the exact steps you need to take to make that happen.

So, maybe I should get the switch system before I get Pokemon sword, right?

It's up to you.
I feel Sword/Shield Switch LE console is more than probable, but that's where it gets tough--you can have a really cool-looking Switch, but it may not be hackable or you can get a "normal" Switch, hack it, and you can have Sword and Shield.

Ideally, having a hax Switch and a vanilla Switch is the best-- you can easily play online, update, and so on, while having the power of hacking. Obviously, you can trade to yourself, GTS snipe, etc,.

Anyhow, we have five months until Sword/Shield; if you listen to me, you can have what you want.

Although, don't set your hopes too high--anyone can make this money, but it's not for everyone and there aren't opportunities everywhere.
Trust me, you don't have to get naked or sell a kidney; it isn't illegal. I make no money off of you, I'm just giving you information and setting you on a path to get what you want.

Well, I guess you are right. By the way, do you know anything about Pokemon, especially the episodes and the movies?

A bit--I mean, I saw the first movie and got the Ancient Mew card; I saw a couple after that. Recently, I saw Detective Reynoldschu.
As for the animoo, I saw from episode one up to the end of the Orange Islands, stopped for....years, saw a few episodes of Sun/Moon, but that was it.

I might watch Sword/Shield, but probably just to hear the voice talent.

And yourself? I'm sure you must have a plethora of knowledge.

So, Scorbunny is going to be my starter Pokemon in sword. But I need five more Pokemon for my team.