"Oh Dear Goddess!"

The following dialouge cotains entertainment only understood by me mostly. It is portayed in a personal yet humorous way, weather or not you decide to read, be warned.

Pit: "Carefully pull, aim, and....... Release! Rinse, and repeat."

Palutena: "Hey there Pit, what are you up to? You're writing poetry or something, is not a song is it?"

Pit: "No Lady Palutena, I was practicing my aim with the bow. I need to keep practicing to stay in shape, alert and good form for when danger comes around..... and cause I am kinda bored."

Palutena: "Well, why not go find The Mario Bros. You all seem to like smashing things, or smashing each other I guess."

Pit: "No, can't. They are too busy saving the princess for the 100th time. Besides how does she keep getting kidnapped?"

Palutena: "Well what about Link? Is he available?"

Pit: "Nope, also saving the princess, Zelda. Now I wonder how can she transform into Sheik like she does? Probably some powerful magic so powerful even were no chance against it."

"Palutena: "Don't be ridiculous, she just has her ways, a girls gotta have secrets you know, I also have mine. Don't ask cause I don't plan to tell you."

Pit: "Okay then, sorry about that. (The temper on her, what got her so worked up.)"

Palutena: "I heard that! Anyway, what about Dreamland, kirby may be lonely."

Pit: "I dunno, besides I can never understand what those creatures are saying, and Kirby keeps trying to eat me."

Palutena: "Well then, that seems like a valid excuse. Oh, have you thought about Dark Pit?"

Pit: "Well I did try, except Vridi kept saying he was busy helping her, I think she may have something going on with him, if so, who would have thought the goddess of nature would had any need for someone like me."

Palutena: "Umm well don't worry about it. I'll tell you what, I'll help you practice, would that be good enough to satisfy your lame excuses of why you are alone out here?"

Pit: "Oh dear Goddess, no please don't. Last time you smashed me so much, i thought my wings would fall off, that was just when i got your shampoo order mixed up."

Palutena: "Oh come on, it didn't hurt that much, I thought you were my knight in shining armor. My Sonic Angel Knight."

Pit: "I don't remember saying that last part. Sonic Angel Knight huh? Sound kinda cooler than Knight Shining Armor."

Palutena: "Well you need the help if you gonna get that far to start calling yourself that. So let's get to it okay? (I better be careful next time, I can't let him find out I call him that cute name. He will be supicious of my feelings.)"

Pit: "I dunno, you do tend to play rough, I like my wings just the way they are."

Palutena: "This coming from a angel who can't fly without my help. You suffered countless game overs, defeated, a two head demon dog, a black knight armor, pandora, goddess of chaos, Thanatos, god of death, Medusa herself, and even hades! You even traveled across the galaxy to the ends of the earth just to do it all and save me, and now you telling me you can't even defeat a goddess like me? Don't make me laugh."

Pit: "Okay okay, fine you're on, I guess you have a point. Just let me grab some things, like a drink and-"

Palutena: "Now Pit, you silly boy, we will do it now. No more excuses! Sometimes you just got to try, even it there is risk. You would be so lost without me and my help guiding you. Let's go to the training area and get started, we will be in there for awhile."

Pit: "Whoa, hey no fair, I can't control my own wings, so unfair. Oh dear goddess, Lady Palutena, have mercy on me!"

Palutena: "Sorry, that stuff is for the rookies, come on cry baby, no more game overs for you, got to train for your next big epic adventures of battles, questing, and saving me of course.... and the land, and worlds i guess."

To be continued in part two.

(Apprently Pit has been dragged into a battle with the goddess, if you would like to participate please let him know, you would be doing him a favor in saving him from the dangers of Palutena's wrath.)

In case no one knows what all this is about. It is a invitation to play something with me, although is in planning phase and what will be played has yet to be decided, if anyone would like to join sometime then leave a comment.

If you are disappointed, then well, you saw my warning at the beginning of this.
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