The following dialouge cotains entertainment only understood by me mostly. It is portayed in a personal yet humorous way, weather or not you decide to read, be warned.
When we last left the angelic hero, he was stuck in a traning session with the goddess of light, he begged for mercy to get free but unfortunatly it was impossibe, several hours after the time has passed, we rejoin our hero.... what happened?
Palutena: "Nice job Pit. That is enough for today. I hope you got that out of your system, you did a lot better than last time."
Pit: "I'm just glad that is over, I have my will to survive and adrenaline to think for that as I had no intention of getting beat down again. You could have least let me used the sacred treasures, I was against a goddess for heavens sake."
Palutena: "How do you expect to become a better person when you rely too much on other things? Believe in yourself Pit, I know you had used other means to conquer your trials in the past but there will come a time when you may not be able to use them. You would need to do your own work."
Pit: "Well I wouldn't know, I still can't fly. It's all I ever wanted in life was to fly on my very own."
Palutena: "Keep trying, maybe one day you will. (Of course if he did actually fly on his own, it wouldn't be much fun for me to fly for him. I wonder.)
Pit: "Yeah, I suppose is worth a shot."
Palutena: "Cheer up, you did better before, much more than I expected. You should be proud."
Pit: "You weren't going easy on me were you?"
Palutena: "How could you ask me that? I said no mercy for you, you're not like the others Pit, The Centurian army is still in the processing phase of things, why do you think I made you leader of the Royal Guards?"
Pit: "Okay, point taken. Anyway, hot spring time! Oh I can't wait, finally I get to recover some life points."
Palutena: "Not so fast you baby. Ladies first. You remember your manners don't you?"
Pit: "Oh right. Guess I forgot. But I can't wait. So dirty, and sweaty. So much running and exercise. You nearly put up a sweat, you mostly barrage me with magic the whole time."
Palutena: "Excuses, excuses, excuses. I'll tell you what. If you want to go first, then your gonna have to pay for it"
Pit: "Uh-oh, what are you saying, I thought we was done traning today. Don't make me go back in there."
Palutena: "Well I meant you can go first if you do me a favor. I need you to spend the day with me later."
Pit: "Sure, that sounds easy, better than being beat on.... hold on, what you say? Why you want me to spend time with you? We are not going shopping again.... are we? Is it to get me back from the shampoo mix up?"
Palutena: "Well no, you see, there is a new restarunt opening up and I wanted to go, it would look silly if i went alone, and Viridi is already busy remodeling her palace. Consider it a reward for the improvements you made in traning."
Pit: "No shopping? Really, okay I accept. But i still don't get it, you are rewarding me by offering me to use the hot springs first and taking me to eat?"
Palutena: "Well I said is a favor, I don't wanna go alone and you get to eat, is a no loss situation. Try to think just a little bit harder next time okay?"
Pit: "Okay, sorry I got worked up. Well if you're done talking now, I want to do a cannon ball into the spring. So if you kindly lift me up?"
Palutena: "One more thing, I'll need you to wear something nice, as much as I like your cute cupid look, I don't want to draw any attention to ourself when we go, you know the whole goddess thing, it carries a lot of weight and such, we don't really need any attention from unwanted people."
Pit: "Where exactly are we going again? where is this place? Mushroom kingdom? I don't wanna eat plants and fruit and vegtables the whole time."
Palutena: "Oh just this place in Tokyo, that Chrom told me about on one of his travels, he told me about it after he tool Lucina there and he said I had to come visit. If I remember correctly, he also mentioned a singer pop idol name Tsubasa that I should look out for. I assume it's a meal with a performance."
Pit: "Sounds like a fancy place, maybe we should have something like that here.... more on that later. Can you lift me up now?"
Palutena: "Anyway, your gonna need a change in clothes so I contacted him, he should know how to properly disguise us. Chorm said that he would be sending them over for us. I'll let you know when okay?"
Pit: "Yeah okay I got it. Are you gonna let me use the hot spring now or later when I don't have time? I just wanna do one cannon ball...."
Palutena: "You asked for it. Don't stay in too long, I also need my use before Chrom gets here." *WHOOOOSSS*
Pit: "NO NO NO NO NO TOOOO HIGH! AHHHHHHHHHHH........... CANNON BALL ANGEL COMING TRHOUGH!" *SPLASH* ("I bet she did that on purpose...) I think my head went snap. What a mess. Lady Palutena? Where she go, oh I'll clean this up later before she gets back."
Several hours have past, Pit was in his room and Palutena has just been contacted by Tharja, she has come to deliver the package on behalf of Chrom who was on important emergency errand. She simply enter the gates of skyworld and is transported to the Palace to meet with Palutena.
Palutena: "Oh Pit, we have guest. Please show yourself."
Pit: "On my way, I wonder who could it be..... Uh-oh. (It's her again. The lady who doesn't stop touching me.)
Tharja: "Hey there Pit baby, my you grown so much, have you been working hard? Let me feel those muscles."
Pit: "I am the leader of the royal guards, of course I work hard. Are you working hard or hardly working?"
Tharja: "I am doing all of it just fine thanking you for asking, such a jokester this guy. Wow, you got so strong, I bet even Chrom would be jealous of you now."
Pit: "Him, jealous of me? Well I mean I did get my invitation to smash, unlike him." *Grins*
Palutena: "That's enough Pit, she is here to deliver the clothes we need for the outing."
Tharja: "Of course that, I made sure that our expert talors would make it ideal for the enviroment to what you are going to. You can thank me now or later dear boy."
Pit: "What the heck is this stuff? Is all long and stretches far."
Tharja: "Those are shirts and pants, I can see why your confused considering your current outfit, you probably never heard of that stuff. But then again, I prefer you better this way, Sleeveless cloth and sandles. Showing off skin must be your specialty."
Pit: "It's just what I wear, it fits for me and my exposed wings. Which I won't be getting rid of."
Tharja: "Is okay, you can keep them, no one won't mind, they would just probably complement it. Many people there wear stuff like this anyway. But they aren't real angels so don't get ideas."
Pit: "Oh, good to know. So we just put this stuff on like anything else we wear?"
Palutena: "I think you may wanna try something more common to you. Here you go."
Pit: "Oh, finally something not complex."
Tharja: "Looking good, such short.... shorts. I dunno if I can leave just yet after seeing that."
Palutena: "Tharja said she would stay while we was gone, also I kinda promised she get to used the hot springs, you clean it up right?"
Pit: "Of courrse. Just let me make sure I lock my room. I don't want any unwanted visitors inside."
Palutena: "Pit, go prepare, I'll finish up with her and see you later when I am ready. Tharja said she help me with getting the look right."
Tharja: "Absolutly, Palutena, baby, your gonna Tokyo's next pop idol when I am done with you. Just be careful around angel baby over here, he could pass out if he can't handle it."
Pit:: "I can handle it, I think you need a leash, such a-"
Palutena: "Hey watch it! Don't say rude things."
PIt: "What, i was gonna say such a puppy love crazed psychopath...... What I couldn't help it, even if it is rude, is true. She goes google eyes over just about everything she sees. She seen me many times already and every time is like she been hit with more cupid arrows."
Tharja: "You love it when I visit don't you big boy, if you admit it. I'll teach you some new tricks to use in battle."
Pit: "Thanks but no thanks. I dunno what kind of tricks you have for me. I'll go get ready now. Have fun with man's best friend over here."
Palutena: "Don't mind him, he just need relax. Anyway I hope Pit's reward would make him feel better."
Tharja: "You sure it was a reward, or just how are deals made with a goddess?
Palutena: "Hey call it whatever you want, a girl got to have and keep her secrets you know?"
As preperations for the even begin, Pit is excited to have something to do... for once. Stay tuned for more on that later.
If you enjoy this, than I am glad. Also if you are offended or did not enjoy it, sorry about that. You been previously warned.
When we last left the angelic hero, he was stuck in a traning session with the goddess of light, he begged for mercy to get free but unfortunatly it was impossibe, several hours after the time has passed, we rejoin our hero.... what happened?
Palutena: "Nice job Pit. That is enough for today. I hope you got that out of your system, you did a lot better than last time."
Pit: "I'm just glad that is over, I have my will to survive and adrenaline to think for that as I had no intention of getting beat down again. You could have least let me used the sacred treasures, I was against a goddess for heavens sake."
Palutena: "How do you expect to become a better person when you rely too much on other things? Believe in yourself Pit, I know you had used other means to conquer your trials in the past but there will come a time when you may not be able to use them. You would need to do your own work."
Pit: "Well I wouldn't know, I still can't fly. It's all I ever wanted in life was to fly on my very own."
Palutena: "Keep trying, maybe one day you will. (Of course if he did actually fly on his own, it wouldn't be much fun for me to fly for him. I wonder.)
Pit: "Yeah, I suppose is worth a shot."
Palutena: "Cheer up, you did better before, much more than I expected. You should be proud."
Pit: "You weren't going easy on me were you?"
Palutena: "How could you ask me that? I said no mercy for you, you're not like the others Pit, The Centurian army is still in the processing phase of things, why do you think I made you leader of the Royal Guards?"
Pit: "Okay, point taken. Anyway, hot spring time! Oh I can't wait, finally I get to recover some life points."
Palutena: "Not so fast you baby. Ladies first. You remember your manners don't you?"
Pit: "Oh right. Guess I forgot. But I can't wait. So dirty, and sweaty. So much running and exercise. You nearly put up a sweat, you mostly barrage me with magic the whole time."
Palutena: "Excuses, excuses, excuses. I'll tell you what. If you want to go first, then your gonna have to pay for it"
Pit: "Uh-oh, what are you saying, I thought we was done traning today. Don't make me go back in there."
Palutena: "Well I meant you can go first if you do me a favor. I need you to spend the day with me later."
Pit: "Sure, that sounds easy, better than being beat on.... hold on, what you say? Why you want me to spend time with you? We are not going shopping again.... are we? Is it to get me back from the shampoo mix up?"
Palutena: "Well no, you see, there is a new restarunt opening up and I wanted to go, it would look silly if i went alone, and Viridi is already busy remodeling her palace. Consider it a reward for the improvements you made in traning."
Pit: "No shopping? Really, okay I accept. But i still don't get it, you are rewarding me by offering me to use the hot springs first and taking me to eat?"
Palutena: "Well I said is a favor, I don't wanna go alone and you get to eat, is a no loss situation. Try to think just a little bit harder next time okay?"
Pit: "Okay, sorry I got worked up. Well if you're done talking now, I want to do a cannon ball into the spring. So if you kindly lift me up?"
Palutena: "One more thing, I'll need you to wear something nice, as much as I like your cute cupid look, I don't want to draw any attention to ourself when we go, you know the whole goddess thing, it carries a lot of weight and such, we don't really need any attention from unwanted people."
Pit: "Where exactly are we going again? where is this place? Mushroom kingdom? I don't wanna eat plants and fruit and vegtables the whole time."
Palutena: "Oh just this place in Tokyo, that Chrom told me about on one of his travels, he told me about it after he tool Lucina there and he said I had to come visit. If I remember correctly, he also mentioned a singer pop idol name Tsubasa that I should look out for. I assume it's a meal with a performance."
Pit: "Sounds like a fancy place, maybe we should have something like that here.... more on that later. Can you lift me up now?"
Palutena: "Anyway, your gonna need a change in clothes so I contacted him, he should know how to properly disguise us. Chorm said that he would be sending them over for us. I'll let you know when okay?"
Pit: "Yeah okay I got it. Are you gonna let me use the hot spring now or later when I don't have time? I just wanna do one cannon ball...."
Palutena: "You asked for it. Don't stay in too long, I also need my use before Chrom gets here." *WHOOOOSSS*
Pit: "NO NO NO NO NO TOOOO HIGH! AHHHHHHHHHHH........... CANNON BALL ANGEL COMING TRHOUGH!" *SPLASH* ("I bet she did that on purpose...) I think my head went snap. What a mess. Lady Palutena? Where she go, oh I'll clean this up later before she gets back."
Several hours have past, Pit was in his room and Palutena has just been contacted by Tharja, she has come to deliver the package on behalf of Chrom who was on important emergency errand. She simply enter the gates of skyworld and is transported to the Palace to meet with Palutena.
Palutena: "Oh Pit, we have guest. Please show yourself."
Pit: "On my way, I wonder who could it be..... Uh-oh. (It's her again. The lady who doesn't stop touching me.)
Tharja: "Hey there Pit baby, my you grown so much, have you been working hard? Let me feel those muscles."
Pit: "I am the leader of the royal guards, of course I work hard. Are you working hard or hardly working?"
Tharja: "I am doing all of it just fine thanking you for asking, such a jokester this guy. Wow, you got so strong, I bet even Chrom would be jealous of you now."
Pit: "Him, jealous of me? Well I mean I did get my invitation to smash, unlike him." *Grins*
Palutena: "That's enough Pit, she is here to deliver the clothes we need for the outing."
Tharja: "Of course that, I made sure that our expert talors would make it ideal for the enviroment to what you are going to. You can thank me now or later dear boy."
Pit: "What the heck is this stuff? Is all long and stretches far."
Tharja: "Those are shirts and pants, I can see why your confused considering your current outfit, you probably never heard of that stuff. But then again, I prefer you better this way, Sleeveless cloth and sandles. Showing off skin must be your specialty."
Pit: "It's just what I wear, it fits for me and my exposed wings. Which I won't be getting rid of."
Tharja: "Is okay, you can keep them, no one won't mind, they would just probably complement it. Many people there wear stuff like this anyway. But they aren't real angels so don't get ideas."
Pit: "Oh, good to know. So we just put this stuff on like anything else we wear?"
Palutena: "I think you may wanna try something more common to you. Here you go."
Pit: "Oh, finally something not complex."
Tharja: "Looking good, such short.... shorts. I dunno if I can leave just yet after seeing that."
Palutena: "Tharja said she would stay while we was gone, also I kinda promised she get to used the hot springs, you clean it up right?"
Pit: "Of courrse. Just let me make sure I lock my room. I don't want any unwanted visitors inside."
Palutena: "Pit, go prepare, I'll finish up with her and see you later when I am ready. Tharja said she help me with getting the look right."
Tharja: "Absolutly, Palutena, baby, your gonna Tokyo's next pop idol when I am done with you. Just be careful around angel baby over here, he could pass out if he can't handle it."
Pit:: "I can handle it, I think you need a leash, such a-"
Palutena: "Hey watch it! Don't say rude things."
PIt: "What, i was gonna say such a puppy love crazed psychopath...... What I couldn't help it, even if it is rude, is true. She goes google eyes over just about everything she sees. She seen me many times already and every time is like she been hit with more cupid arrows."
Tharja: "You love it when I visit don't you big boy, if you admit it. I'll teach you some new tricks to use in battle."
Pit: "Thanks but no thanks. I dunno what kind of tricks you have for me. I'll go get ready now. Have fun with man's best friend over here."
Palutena: "Don't mind him, he just need relax. Anyway I hope Pit's reward would make him feel better."
Tharja: "You sure it was a reward, or just how are deals made with a goddess?
Palutena: "Hey call it whatever you want, a girl got to have and keep her secrets you know?"
As preperations for the even begin, Pit is excited to have something to do... for once. Stay tuned for more on that later.
If you enjoy this, than I am glad. Also if you are offended or did not enjoy it, sorry about that. You been previously warned.
