PSA to "Girl Gamers"

Remember friends: Posting pictures of yourself licking/sucking/biting a 360 controller doesn't make you a gamer. It just makes you a girl that likes licking some of the dirtiest electronics on the planet. Seriously, can you imagine how many germs are on a used 360 controller?


Even without that, you are not a "gamer girl", you are a Gamer, whom by the power of genetics, just so-happen to be of the female persuasion. There doesn't need to be any more titles past that, and you certainly don't need to point out that you have a vagina over Xbox Live. Just play the damn game. Don't go on about how "Ironic" you are for being a "Girl Gamer". You're not. In fact there are many female Gamers that are perfectly happy with just playing the game, and only revealing their gender if they have something to say over voice-chat pertaining to the game. You are not a unique snowflake. You will not get special treatment (at least from me) because you are a female Gamer, and if you really need to point it out, I'll most likely mute you.

Seriously. Knock it off.

If it still needs to be said, I really have no problem with female Gamers. What I do have a problem with is "Gamer Girls".

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I invite chicks to long walks on Zanzibars beach all the time.

I assume the beat downs are a "maybe".
 
[quote name='Hells Malice' timestamp='1340516287']
I invite chicks to long walks on Zanzibars beach all the time. I assume the beat downs are a "maybe".
[/quote]

The beat downs are always a "maybe"... A maybe you'll get another beat down.
 
I might be a girl, but it doesn't mean everybody needs to know that, or even give me anything special.
I usually tell people I'm a girl, but not to say who I am, I tell them to correct them.
I have no problems with what people think, I have problems with seeing people being incorrect, not just about genders, about nearly anything.
 
Fact: most actual girl gamers don't make it such a big deal to let people know they're a girl gamer.

So I refer to the emos and hipsters that say they're "girl gamers" as "gurl gaemars"
 
[quote name='Phoenix Goddess' timestamp='1340509704'] [quote name='Hells Malice' timestamp='1340505087']I don't think i've played with a female in Halo that didn't do that.[/quote]Oh good, I'm not the only girl like that out there.Another thing that bothers me when male gamers find out you're a girl is that they'll sometimes try to make small talk with you, send you messages, or flirt. It's fucking annoying as balls. I don't want to talk. I just want to kill and blow things up.It is sweet when someone(male or female) comes to my rescue when I'm surrounded by enemies. My nerd in shining armor. [/quote]Wait you're a girl??

SO HOW'S THE WEATHER? FEELING GOOD? SLEEP WELL?
 
[quote name='Suprgamr232' timestamp='1340549203']
Wait you're a girl?? SO HOW'S THE WEATHER? FEELING GOOD? SLEEP WELL?
[/quote]

You will be destroyed.
 
[quote name='Phoenix Goddess' timestamp='1340562546'] [quote name='Suprgamr232' timestamp='1340549203']Wait you're a girl?? SO HOW'S THE WEATHER? FEELING GOOD? SLEEP WELL?[/quote]You will be destroyed. [/quote]
With your vagina right?? Do you have boobs? Will you destroy me with boobs??? I'd like one destroyed-with-boobs-please!

I hate people like that.
 
[quote name='Suprgamr232' timestamp='1340574212']
With your vagina right?? Do you have boobs? Will you destroy me with boobs??? I'd like one destroyed-with-boobs-please! I hate people like that.
[/quote]

My robots will rip you to shreds and those like you :angry:
That way, none of us will ever have to worry about these things when we play games.
 
[quote name='Phoenix Goddess' timestamp='1340509704'] [quote name='Hells Malice' timestamp='1340505087']I don't think i've played with a female in Halo that didn't do that.[/quote]Oh good, I'm not the only girl like that out there.Another thing that bothers me when male gamers find out you're a girl is that they'll sometimes try to make small talk with you, send you messages, or flirt. It's fucking annoying as balls. I don't want to talk. I just want to kill and blow things up.It is sweet when someone(male or female) comes to my rescue when I'm surrounded by enemies. My nerd in shining armor. [/quote]

Agh. I hate when people do that. It's such an annoyance. I came to play the game, not get harassed by other players because of my damn gender. (This is probably why I love my local video game shop - so small, but there are a loyal legion of female fans.)
 
Me playing Starcraft 2 some weeks ago when suddenly:
"I'm a girl, so please go easy on me!"



...too bad it was a 2v2, and her teammate obliterated my team.
:(
 
As someone who has tasted more than his fair share of controllers, I say this is all overblown.
 

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