When I lost my job the PSP was the first thing to go - not because I didn't use it but because It was easy to sell and it got me a decent amount of cash. I've missed it. I've been thinking about it. Today I hit the $200 marker of Gamestop Trade-in credit so of course I picked up the cool Rock Band Unplugged bundle that came out. But this blog isn't about coolness - it's about the pubic hairs that are under my PSP screen.
This isn't where pubic hair is supposed to be. Not at all. Maybe on a pre-owned system but not a new one. I can't help but wonder what series of events transpired that led to the pubes current destination. What was the name of the Chinese man or woman working in the PSP factory? Is this a sweat shop pube? Does my PSP contain a young persons very first pube - no, maybe it's a celebrities pube. Oh the possibilities.
I can joke around about it because I know I can return it tomorrow no problem. I really don't wanna go to the mall tomorrow.
Sidenotes - Trust me good sirs these are pubes. Tis not mine either because I haven't even put porn on it yet. I just opened the box.
UPDATE: I returned it today no problem. The guy was really cool about the exchange and he said that they weren't hairs but "fibers from the factory." Whatever dude, I'm just happy that my new PSP is as bald as the Jonas Brothers.
This isn't where pubic hair is supposed to be. Not at all. Maybe on a pre-owned system but not a new one. I can't help but wonder what series of events transpired that led to the pubes current destination. What was the name of the Chinese man or woman working in the PSP factory? Is this a sweat shop pube? Does my PSP contain a young persons very first pube - no, maybe it's a celebrities pube. Oh the possibilities.
I can joke around about it because I know I can return it tomorrow no problem. I really don't wanna go to the mall tomorrow.
Sidenotes - Trust me good sirs these are pubes. Tis not mine either because I haven't even put porn on it yet. I just opened the box.
UPDATE: I returned it today no problem. The guy was really cool about the exchange and he said that they weren't hairs but "fibers from the factory." Whatever dude, I'm just happy that my new PSP is as bald as the Jonas Brothers.
