Sen. Barack Obama Forgives CNN on Behalf of all People with the Last Name Obama
The Associated Press reported today that a spokesman for Senator Barack Obama of Illinois has forgiven CNN for accidentally labeling a story about Osama bin Laden with the headline “Where’s Obama?”
Osama’s press secretary… I mean, Obama’s press secretary Tommy Vieto demonstrated his amazing observational ability when he went on to say “I’d note that the ’s’ and ‘b’ keys aren’t all that close to each other…”
In a related story, Sen. Obama went on a killing spree and murdered everyone else on the planet with the last name of Obama. At least, I’m assuming he did, because otherwise how could he forgive CNN on behalf of all the Obamas?
CNN’s Wolf Blitzer said he would “be making a call to him (Obama… or maybe Osama?) this morning to offer [his] personal apology.” Blitzer has not yet commented on when he will be making his personal apology to the hundreds of other Obamas living in the United States and abroad.
The Associated Press reported today that a spokesman for Senator Barack Obama of Illinois has forgiven CNN for accidentally labeling a story about Osama bin Laden with the headline “Where’s Obama?”
Osama’s press secretary… I mean, Obama’s press secretary Tommy Vieto demonstrated his amazing observational ability when he went on to say “I’d note that the ’s’ and ‘b’ keys aren’t all that close to each other…”
In a related story, Sen. Obama went on a killing spree and murdered everyone else on the planet with the last name of Obama. At least, I’m assuming he did, because otherwise how could he forgive CNN on behalf of all the Obamas?
CNN’s Wolf Blitzer said he would “be making a call to him (Obama… or maybe Osama?) this morning to offer [his] personal apology.” Blitzer has not yet commented on when he will be making his personal apology to the hundreds of other Obamas living in the United States and abroad.
