Haven't been terribly active, I know, but I've been pondering stuff last night as I usually do and came up with the 4 faces of bnwchbammer.
They are: Neutral bnwchbammer, bnwchbammer that thinks with his brain, bnwchbammer that thinks with his dick, and drunk bnwchbammer.
So neutral bnwchbammer is pretty much my favorite to be in the majority of the time.
Neutral doesn't mean no emotion ever, he can be depressed or happy, but generally for reasons that do not have to deal with girls.
This is the bnwchbammer that comes out when I am hanging with my close guy friends, or girls I feel no attraction to.
This is pretty much the pinnacle of bnwchbammer, as there's no pressure to preform a certain way, just to chill, be sarcastic, nice, lame, whatever be the case.
bnwchbammer that thinks with his brain is next.
This one can either come out in cases of girls, or philosophical or religious purposes.
In the case of girls generally bnwchbammer that thinks with his brain always has some say, however it may be clouded a lot by the one who thinks with his dick.
The one that thinks with his brain usually makes the decision that a girl is worth time and effort, and weighs the possible consequences of actions.
The bnwchbammer that thinks with his brain is almost always right when the answer may be "This girl is crazy/not worth it/there are too many negative consequences"
However, sometimes his voice is not heard.
In terms of philosophical and religious reasoning this bnwchbammer is generally very cynical.
Sometimes to the point of being a bit of a prick, however that really only happens when it is late and I have anonymity on the interwebs.
Not gonna get into the deep specifics as I don't wanna start a debate.
Up next is bnwchbammer that thinks with his dick.
Sadly, this face of bnwchbammer is generally the one that wins in terms of girls.
Now, this doesn't necessarily mean I'm always looking to get laid, generally it's for a fabricated sense of love this bnwchbammer attempts to find.
There are no pros and cons weighed in this one's mind.
Though as hard as any other bnwchbammer tries (especially the one who thinks with his brain), this one usually comes out on top.
Which is relatively hard to admit, I suppose, but it's gotten better, especially since February of this year.
The bnwchbammer who thinks with his brain is actually currently winning the war against the face that thinks with his dick.
Though it can be a tough war.
I've got neutral bnwchbammer influencing the war as well (which really shouldn't make sense, but it does to me!)
So yeah, that's about all bnwchbammer that thinks with his dick is good for.
Finally, my favorite bnwchbammer to see on occasion, drunk bnwchbammer!
This bnwchbammer does not think with his brain or dick.
This bnwchbammer works for future bnwchbammer, making decisions that will better my life (maybe)
Drunk bnwchbammer is better with women (especially since composure is generally upheld), and I trust him completely.
Do I trust him to do school work?
Hell no!
Do I trust him in social situations?
More that I trust neutral bnwchbammer and bnwchbammer who thinks with his brain, and certainly more than I trust the face that thinks with his dick.
I'm not saying drunk bnwchbammer is always right,
However, I am saying he is able to make clearer decisions, and so far, has had minimal consequences.
In the cases where negative consequences, bnwchbammer that thinks with his dick had already influenced the future before any alcohol was consumed.
So that's all of me.
I guess neutral bnwchbammer was the one writing this, perhaps a bit of the face that thinks with his brain, but not as much.
It's kinda fun to analyze yourself at times, even if it seems like nonsense to everyone else.
Which I kinda hope it doesn't, but wutever.
See ya round!
Peace!
They are: Neutral bnwchbammer, bnwchbammer that thinks with his brain, bnwchbammer that thinks with his dick, and drunk bnwchbammer.
So neutral bnwchbammer is pretty much my favorite to be in the majority of the time.
Neutral doesn't mean no emotion ever, he can be depressed or happy, but generally for reasons that do not have to deal with girls.
This is the bnwchbammer that comes out when I am hanging with my close guy friends, or girls I feel no attraction to.
This is pretty much the pinnacle of bnwchbammer, as there's no pressure to preform a certain way, just to chill, be sarcastic, nice, lame, whatever be the case.
bnwchbammer that thinks with his brain is next.
This one can either come out in cases of girls, or philosophical or religious purposes.
In the case of girls generally bnwchbammer that thinks with his brain always has some say, however it may be clouded a lot by the one who thinks with his dick.
The one that thinks with his brain usually makes the decision that a girl is worth time and effort, and weighs the possible consequences of actions.
The bnwchbammer that thinks with his brain is almost always right when the answer may be "This girl is crazy/not worth it/there are too many negative consequences"
However, sometimes his voice is not heard.
In terms of philosophical and religious reasoning this bnwchbammer is generally very cynical.
Sometimes to the point of being a bit of a prick, however that really only happens when it is late and I have anonymity on the interwebs.
Not gonna get into the deep specifics as I don't wanna start a debate.
Up next is bnwchbammer that thinks with his dick.
Sadly, this face of bnwchbammer is generally the one that wins in terms of girls.
Now, this doesn't necessarily mean I'm always looking to get laid, generally it's for a fabricated sense of love this bnwchbammer attempts to find.
There are no pros and cons weighed in this one's mind.
Though as hard as any other bnwchbammer tries (especially the one who thinks with his brain), this one usually comes out on top.
Which is relatively hard to admit, I suppose, but it's gotten better, especially since February of this year.
The bnwchbammer who thinks with his brain is actually currently winning the war against the face that thinks with his dick.
Though it can be a tough war.
I've got neutral bnwchbammer influencing the war as well (which really shouldn't make sense, but it does to me!)
So yeah, that's about all bnwchbammer that thinks with his dick is good for.
Finally, my favorite bnwchbammer to see on occasion, drunk bnwchbammer!
This bnwchbammer does not think with his brain or dick.
This bnwchbammer works for future bnwchbammer, making decisions that will better my life (maybe)
Drunk bnwchbammer is better with women (especially since composure is generally upheld), and I trust him completely.
Do I trust him to do school work?
Hell no!
Do I trust him in social situations?
More that I trust neutral bnwchbammer and bnwchbammer who thinks with his brain, and certainly more than I trust the face that thinks with his dick.
I'm not saying drunk bnwchbammer is always right,
However, I am saying he is able to make clearer decisions, and so far, has had minimal consequences.
In the cases where negative consequences, bnwchbammer that thinks with his dick had already influenced the future before any alcohol was consumed.
So that's all of me.
I guess neutral bnwchbammer was the one writing this, perhaps a bit of the face that thinks with his brain, but not as much.
It's kinda fun to analyze yourself at times, even if it seems like nonsense to everyone else.
Which I kinda hope it doesn't, but wutever.
See ya round!
Peace!
