The contest results are bullshit

Alright, let's see...
First things first: I'm not mad that I'm not in the top five. I'm just utterly disappointed and angry for these winners. I'll probably offend most of the winners in this post. I don't give a single shit.

First of all...

We are kind of looking for something created for this contest. Stuff you already work on is fine but projects created just for this competition will be looked upon more favourably.
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Yeah, sure. Four of the winners aren't bounty projects.
And you know, what's even better?

In previous GBAtemp bounties, we have called upon our members to code projects for various devices. This however, left a lot of our fellow Tempers out in the dark, as not everyone has the knowledge or skill to code apps and games.
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Projects can literally be anything; are you good with art? Draw, paint or craft something for us to see! Maybe you are creative with woodwork, an avid gardener or like photography? You can also enter!
The usual coding entries will still be accepted, but this time we wanted to make it possible for as many members to take part as possible!

Anything, you say? Really? Yeah. Anything's accepted. Too bad not anything's appreciated. Four of the winning projects are coding projects. Makes you think, ey?


Alright. Now, I'm gonna comment on all the winners, and why they should or shouldn't be on the list. The first place is pretty rant-y, I know, but I'm pretty angry about it as well, and you'll see, why.

#5 newo: NewoSky - $25 Amazon Gift Card
NOT a Bounty project
This has been in the making for around two years.
Interesting idea, but still not made for the contest.

#4 Asia81: HackingToolkit9DS - $25 Amazon Gift Card
NOT a Bounty project
This is an around 1 year old project, that is already well-known and widely used piece of software. This feels like as if someone entered FBI or freeShop. It's just not right. Software like this basically gets a head start, which is really not fair.

#3 Dr.Hacknik: SimpliiU - $50 Amazon Gift Card
NOT a Bounty project
This tool, while useful, presents nothing original, and is just a programme that copies stuff to your SD card if you're too lazy to do it yourself.
This should not be on the list of winners.

#2 cracker: DIY PCB etching / Arduino controller shield - $100 Amazon Gift Card
Bounty project
The only project that was made for the Bounty. Are you fucking kidding me?!
This one's pretty good. It should honestly be first place out of these five. It's really creative and has a lot of work put into it.

#1 Voxel: Stick Magician - GBAtemp Bounty Demo - GPD Pocket
NOT a Bounty project
Oh, boy. OH, BOY! This should NOT be first place!
This is also a VERY old project. And you know, what's the worst thing about it? It has nothing to do with the Bounty! What's this? A test level made for his game, that he's already been working on for quite some time. The Bounty might've motivated him to make said test level, but this is something he would've done anyway in some time. Not only that, but (according to unnamed sources) it mostly just uses Unity's built in stuff, and excluding the art assets, this can be made in a couple of hours. Also, according to my experience, said art assets can be made in ~30 minutes!


Now, what can we do to avoid this in the future?
More attention to stuff other than programming
If you're gonna advertise this "anything, not just programming" shit so much and then ignore it for most of the list, we need a different system. There shouldn't be five winners from any category. There should be a couple of fixed categories, and there should be one winner per category. This would not only encourage people to make more varied submissions, but would also prevent shit like THIS.

Fuck the mods and Patrons-only system
It should either be
Just mods: so we can have some responsible adults thinking about the distribution of basically 700 US Dollars,
or everyone: if we're gonna have normal people voting basically just for stuff they like, it shouldn't be just a couple of them.


I'm actually angry at this contest. Even by just looking at the first two places you can see the problems. One is clearly much better and more creative than the other one, yet it didn't win. What the fuck?!
I'm so furious, I could literally flip my table with my laptop, phone and Wacom tablet on it. Fuck this shit!

Also, wow. I've apparently taken more than an hour to write this shit. Phew.
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Well I'm not looking for a flame war, yet the results are final. If you don't like them, then sorry for you. Get over it. Just be glad that these people won, and congratulate them for their work.
 
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Meh... This is not enough to get banned, not even enough for a warning I think.
That said, what an ill-intended sore loser.
 
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I really liked Voxel's entry as well as Cracker's. Maybe the bounty should focus solely on programming projects though. How do you compare a Stick Magician test level to an Arduino etching project? Because they're so different, it seems unfair to compare them. I don't really know which I prefer more. Good job to both entrants!
 
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Is... Is this serious? Please tell me it's not... If it is than Vipera must've hacked Smiley's account!
 
A wise man once said:

Sore losers will never get anywhere in life. Nor will they ever be happy.


Be a happy loser...
 
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One of the more serious and thought out posts in a while... "Must be snek".
This forum is fucked.
 
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@Boogieboo6 You are right, both of them are good and hard to compare.
Perhaps a good suggestion would be dividing them into categories and posting winners for each category.
But that itself presents again a lot of difficulties.
 
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@Memoir this post is not good at all, for the reasons I explained before.
I will look back for the comment and copypasta it here...

drenal said:
I wonder how many people this blog post has offended so far
sarkwalvein said:
Many, sure, it is rude and offensive per se.
It should not attack the participants / winners of the contest, that is ill-intended behaviour.
But I agree with many of the suggestions for the future.

PS: I think the blog creator should learn to be more humane.

I have also posted quite a lot of suggestions and some constructive criticisim along the comments, but again, one thing is criticising the organization and suggesting improvements, another is to attack the winners directly. It is not chivalrous in any thinkable way.
 
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@sarkwalvein It couldn't be that difficult. Just split the money up, allocate a certain amount to each category, and then the winners of each category get a share of the portion allocated to their category.

It would require some tight management, yes, and it might be hard to predict each possible category (inevitably, we're going to get a Miscellaneous category, and I'm not sure how money's gonna go for that), but it would be an overall better system.
 
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@sarkwalvein just because you don't agree with it doesn't mean it's not good.. Sure as hell isn't bad. He's showing disdain, and for what he assumes is a reason. It's not some spat out, scrambled garbage for the sake of attention.

The attacks could have been foregone.. But still. To relate it to Vipera levels... That's just sad.
 
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New GBATemp meme:
"I'm tired of these mutha' fuckin' Sneks on this mutha' fuckin' forum!"

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I'm just funning while I make a new EoF trend.
 
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@H1B1Esquire You humor is desperately needed, this is becoming depressing tbh
 
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