Fuck your bandwagon--I'm a
Though, while a picture is worth a thousand words, you can probably use less than a thousand words, if you know how to use words. For example, don't put up a "Free shit!"-sign, then tell people, "Naw, that ain't free; thass gon' cos yu a dolla, boi." when you probably could have added, "Free shit on this table--only, Motherfuckers!" Funny enough, if I moved the comma, (Free, shit on this table--only Motherfuckers!), I'd end up with a fucker of mothers shitting on a table, for free.
One sentence that really made me realize the power of punctuation:
"Let's eat Grandma'!" VS "Let's eat, Grandma'!"; one sentence makes you a cannibal and one sentence makes you considerate.
With a command of English, you can effectively change the world; take for example, this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_tastes_good_like_a_cigarette_should
If that one person never wrote them, the ad would probably have remained the same. And, the world was changed. Bob Ross could have called it a "HLA", but....he didn't.
So, TL;DR
Fuck your bandwagon, bitches.
Use words and punctuation properly.
Spread salt sparingly, just to season, but make sure it permeates the beef.
Wipe your own ass--it's your shit.
