The following dialouge cotains entertainment only understood by me mostly. It is portayed in a personal yet humorous way, weather or not you decide to read, be warned.
When we last left our angelic hero Pit, he was preparing for a huge date with the Goddess... No wait that's not right. *Re-reads the script* Oh my gosh, who wrote this script? That would never happen, a date? Come on, Him and her? *Laughing* Oh no way, that's crazy.
Palutena: "It is a date, but he doesn't know it yet. That is right, I said it, and if you tell him there is no telling what I'll do to you!"
Oh scary, threatening the narriator of the story, someone is becoming a total Princess, not Goddess-like Palutena. Anway, our hero Pit was in the middle of getting ready to "Spend some quality time with the Goddess" as well as "Relax and have some fun" instead of working as part of his "hard earned reward" For his efforts in "Tranining".
Palutena: "I sense disbelief, and humorous sarcasm in your tone, are you trying to annoy me? Don't make me blast you with fireballs!"
..... *Ahem* So the stor contines with Pit prepared and waiting in is room.... as he swings his feet like a little child sitting on the toilet? Ah, geez at this point I'm on your side. Make him a mature manly man Palutena.
Palutena: "Of course I will, I made him who he is to day, he is nothing without my guidance." *Winks*
20 minutes later.... As pit sits in his room waiting he finally hears his name calling.
Palutena: "Pit! Come here now, I'm ready to go!"
Pit: "Okay! Just let me quietly lock my door. Hey you two centourians, gaurd my room while I am gone for me okay? Please? Don't let that crazy woman Tharja into my room. Keep her out at all cost, do not fall for her tricks of curses or anything, her powers cannot effect you with Lady Palutena's safeguard here..... I'm on my way there."
Tharja: "Hey there big boy, you lost?"
Pit: "No, I know as long as I go in any direction away from you that I am on the right track. Anyway, have you seen Lady Palutena?"
Tharja: "Always playing hard to get I see, I will break you one day, I will make you give in to me, you can't resist my temptations forever, as long as my magic works. I will get you someday."
Palutena: "That is quite enough Tharja, you don't wanna scare him off don't you?"
Pit: "Whoa, what happened to you? What with the clothes, did Tharja do this? What kind of prank you pulled on Lady Palutena!"
Palutena: "Stop, I'm fine, I wanted to do this, I asked her for help if you remember. Is it too much? What do you think?"
Tharja: "Well big boy, you gonna tell her she looks amazing or just stand there questioning my intentions? I know what you are thinking. Oh wow, I didn't know Tharja had this kind of magic before."
Pit: "I can see your legs, I never knew what they look like under that dress. No wonder she so tall."
Tharja: "Is that all you got to say to her? You know, she wanted this for a while now, so do your best and don't ruin this for her."
Palutena: "I'm flattered really, I didn't expect that reaction. I mean is a little bit different than your usual comments. Thank you, is hard not being noticed this way so I am glad I got to experience it."
Pit: "What smells so good? Is that also you Lady Palutena, is like some kind of candy, so delicious."
Tharja: "Oh baby, delicious? Sound like you gotten better at this complement thing, just need to start trying to do that with me next."
Pit: "In your dreams lady, you may have to try a little harder to get a complement from me."
Palutena: "Okay, i think we should get going soon. I don't wanna be late. The reservation won't last for ever. Oh by the way Pit, your looking kinda sharp in that getup."
Tharja: "You like? I made it based off of Robin's clothes, is been Chrom approved."
Pit: "Yeah, thanks I guess, shall wel go now Lady Palutena?
Palutena: "Oh right. Let's go, take care of things for me while I am gone okay Tharja. Come now Pit, hold my hand so she may send us to the place."
Pit: "Yes dear lady."
Tharja: "Make sure to ring if you need anything, okay? Now then.... Tranfer.... GO!"
And so the two proceeded to their destination.... No not the one you're thinking of.. Not final destination. The restearunt in Tokyo. As they arrive (By magic teleport powers) slowly become visible as they are seen holding hands. Their first glance at Tokyo, in Shibuya, the amount of interest generated by Palutena is very high as if ready to party and explore non stop.
Pit: "Where are we now? This place reminds me of that one time-"
Palutena: "Pit, welcome to Shibuya Tokyo Japan!"
Pit: "Shee-Boo-Ya? Sounds like something I never heard of. Not a place on my many travels I remember. Is this the place where we eat?"
Palutena: "Yes this is the place, and is called Shibuya, silly boy. Come on, let's go eat first then explore later."
Pit: "Hey no need to drag me by my arm. It really not ment for this kind of pain. Ouch, whoa hey, slow down.!"
Good luck Pit, you just might need it for her. Remember what Tharja said okay?...... Pit?...... Oh right he can't hear me, I'm the narriator. *sigh* This is boring, I'm gonna go get a popsicle, I'll be right back..... Mmmm yummy cherry flavor.... What, still waiting? Oh okay hold on.
*Ahem* And so Palutena dragged him into the place and confirmed the reservation, which was set up by Chrom who happens to be well known here as a hero for some reason, I dunno, who wrote this!?..... Mirage? Never mind, don't care right now. Anyway moving on.
Pit: "WHOA! The inside is huge, there so many places and tables."
Palutena: "Is called a mall silly, is filled with different department to go all in one building. This is the food feeding area."
Pit: "How do you know all this stuff?"
Palutena: "I know everything I need to know. How do you expect a Goddes to provide proper guidance to my angel boy? I'm kidding, i was told by Chrom, he gave a small list of things we should do."
Pit: "You cold have fooled me. So what is available to eat? I don't really know what this stuff is, they look like the monsters i been batteling. This thing look like a metroid, that one look like a giant space octopus, this one look like a three headed dragon, I think I am gonna be sick!"
Palutena: "Calm down, is just the local food delicacies here. I'm sure is all safe to eat. Chrom wouldn't let me down. Just pick whatever you want and whatever you don't finish we will take home."
Pit: "Well, we will see. I guess I'll have this one."
Palutena: "Oh no! Pit! Did you break it, why is it glowing like that?"
Pit: "I dunno, I just touched it... Oh, Umm thanks ma'aam. Guess they knew what I wanted, that was fast. Or I guess that how orders are made?"
Palutena: "Okay, well this looks amazing. I'll have this one then."
Pit: "That thing is huge, you see the size of that? The table looks like a tray compared to that thing! (I hope she eats it all, I don't wanna carry that home with me.)
Palutena: "What? I am hungry, you never seen a girl eat before? Or you just can't believe I can eat it all? I'll show you."
Pit: "Sorry, I just didn't think eating something this big is healthy. But you know, is fine. We need to eat to get energy you know?"
Palutena: "You can have some too you know. You really didn't expect me to eat all of this alone did you? I know I can do it, but it be more fun to share."
Pit: "Yeah, I can try some if you think it would be okay, but only after you try some of this, as uninspired as this looks, it's really good you know?"
Palutena: "Okay sure, let's have it!"
Pit: "Ummm you just gonna sit there with your mouth open wide? That is very unlike you."
Palutena: "Oh, sorry, I just thought you would feed it to me, you know, since you offered it." *blush*
Pit: "Sure, all you had to do was just ask. Here you go." (Wonder what up with her all of a sudden.)
Palutena: "Wow that was delicious, I can't believe we was missing out on something this incredible. We need food like this at our place."
Pit: "Yeah that would be wise, someone who knows what they are doing in the kitchen."
Palutena: "You don't like my cooking Pit" *Ominous*
Pit: "I think what I meant to say is why not find someone who can cook or maybe you can learn their secrets." (Whoa, is like she stares into my soul for a moment.)
Palutean: "That sound like a good idea, I'll see about that. Now try mine. This is not bad either."
Pit: "Do I have to? It looks like one of the monsters I beaten before.... Is purple just like eggplant wizards, I don't want to turn into one again."
Palutena: "Oh hush you baby! Don't be such a wimp, besides I tried yours already."
Pit: "Okay, I'll do it. But where are my manners, after you, ladies first.
Palutena: "Oh how kind of you, what manners you have, such a gentleman..... This is amazing! I can't stop."
Pit: "Hey, you alright? Slow down, you could choke."
Palutena: "Is invigorating! I just want more and more!.... Oh how embarassing, see, I'm fine, now your turn."
Pit: "Right, okay then..... Oh wow, not bad."
Palutena: "I think we need one of everything to go. I'll have to get Tharja to come and take it back home for me.... I mean us."
Pit: "Well she seems happy, least I don't have to carry these things. This food is a lot better than the ones found inside the party balls when I am off smashing. But I mean they are good too..... Hey slow down, you got enough there for the half the centourian army."
Palutena: "I'm sorry Pit, is so good I can't help it. Is so embarassing to have me eat like this but is soooo good."
Pit: "Well you do look quite happy, is kinda cute to be honest."
Palutena: "Hahaha, you calling me cute? I didn't expect that from you in this situation." *blush*
Pit: "Well I mean you know, I never thought I see this side of you before. It sounds like a good time you're having. Beats being professional and working."
Palutena: (oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, this is embarassing, someone please save me. I can't handle it.... Pull yourself together lady. You can do this.) "So Pit are you enjoying your time with me? Is not often we get time like this so I was just cruious."
Pit: "Well sure I am, is a nice change from what we usually do. Nice scene to view, good food to go with it, and of course your company is always a blessing. Hahaha. See what I did there?"
Palutena: "Yes I did. It was very clever. I liked it. Thank you for coming with me Pit." (This is going well, better than I expected)
Pit: "Well you did say it was my reward soo what was I supposed to say-"
As he was trying to finish his sentence, suddenly a announcement was begins, it was setting up for the performance of the pop idol Tsubasa. Little does Pit know that since is a Friday, is considered romance themed time and she will be singing those kinds of songs. Seriously, teenagers in Japan are like well I dunno, singing at a feeding area inside of a mall? Maybe is a summer job, who knows?
Palutena: "Look Pit, it's her! Tsubasa, Chrom told me about her. She supposed to be really great."
Pit: "You sure that is here? She looks almost as old as Lucina, how old is she anyway? She looks like she belong to a modeling company or something."
Palutena: "Hush! Her age isn't important right now. Just try and listen, hurry and finish your food while you are at it. I want to get a chance to talk to her."
Pit: "Yikes, okay give me some time. I just don't want this meal to end, is so good."
So Pit and Palutena enjoys a relaxing meal with each other and the singing, hopefully they would stop eating long enough to explore more of Shibuya. With that said, stay tuned for more of the story.... or just ignore it. That is okay too.
To be continued...
When we last left our angelic hero Pit, he was preparing for a huge date with the Goddess... No wait that's not right. *Re-reads the script* Oh my gosh, who wrote this script? That would never happen, a date? Come on, Him and her? *Laughing* Oh no way, that's crazy.
Palutena: "It is a date, but he doesn't know it yet. That is right, I said it, and if you tell him there is no telling what I'll do to you!"
Oh scary, threatening the narriator of the story, someone is becoming a total Princess, not Goddess-like Palutena. Anway, our hero Pit was in the middle of getting ready to "Spend some quality time with the Goddess" as well as "Relax and have some fun" instead of working as part of his "hard earned reward" For his efforts in "Tranining".
Palutena: "I sense disbelief, and humorous sarcasm in your tone, are you trying to annoy me? Don't make me blast you with fireballs!"
..... *Ahem* So the stor contines with Pit prepared and waiting in is room.... as he swings his feet like a little child sitting on the toilet? Ah, geez at this point I'm on your side. Make him a mature manly man Palutena.
Palutena: "Of course I will, I made him who he is to day, he is nothing without my guidance." *Winks*
20 minutes later.... As pit sits in his room waiting he finally hears his name calling.
Palutena: "Pit! Come here now, I'm ready to go!"
Pit: "Okay! Just let me quietly lock my door. Hey you two centourians, gaurd my room while I am gone for me okay? Please? Don't let that crazy woman Tharja into my room. Keep her out at all cost, do not fall for her tricks of curses or anything, her powers cannot effect you with Lady Palutena's safeguard here..... I'm on my way there."
Tharja: "Hey there big boy, you lost?"
Pit: "No, I know as long as I go in any direction away from you that I am on the right track. Anyway, have you seen Lady Palutena?"
Tharja: "Always playing hard to get I see, I will break you one day, I will make you give in to me, you can't resist my temptations forever, as long as my magic works. I will get you someday."
Palutena: "That is quite enough Tharja, you don't wanna scare him off don't you?"
Pit: "Whoa, what happened to you? What with the clothes, did Tharja do this? What kind of prank you pulled on Lady Palutena!"
Palutena: "Stop, I'm fine, I wanted to do this, I asked her for help if you remember. Is it too much? What do you think?"
Tharja: "Well big boy, you gonna tell her she looks amazing or just stand there questioning my intentions? I know what you are thinking. Oh wow, I didn't know Tharja had this kind of magic before."
Pit: "I can see your legs, I never knew what they look like under that dress. No wonder she so tall."
Tharja: "Is that all you got to say to her? You know, she wanted this for a while now, so do your best and don't ruin this for her."
Palutena: "I'm flattered really, I didn't expect that reaction. I mean is a little bit different than your usual comments. Thank you, is hard not being noticed this way so I am glad I got to experience it."
Pit: "What smells so good? Is that also you Lady Palutena, is like some kind of candy, so delicious."
Tharja: "Oh baby, delicious? Sound like you gotten better at this complement thing, just need to start trying to do that with me next."
Pit: "In your dreams lady, you may have to try a little harder to get a complement from me."
Palutena: "Okay, i think we should get going soon. I don't wanna be late. The reservation won't last for ever. Oh by the way Pit, your looking kinda sharp in that getup."
Tharja: "You like? I made it based off of Robin's clothes, is been Chrom approved."
Pit: "Yeah, thanks I guess, shall wel go now Lady Palutena?
Palutena: "Oh right. Let's go, take care of things for me while I am gone okay Tharja. Come now Pit, hold my hand so she may send us to the place."
Pit: "Yes dear lady."
Tharja: "Make sure to ring if you need anything, okay? Now then.... Tranfer.... GO!"
And so the two proceeded to their destination.... No not the one you're thinking of.. Not final destination. The restearunt in Tokyo. As they arrive (By magic teleport powers) slowly become visible as they are seen holding hands. Their first glance at Tokyo, in Shibuya, the amount of interest generated by Palutena is very high as if ready to party and explore non stop.
Pit: "Where are we now? This place reminds me of that one time-"
Palutena: "Pit, welcome to Shibuya Tokyo Japan!"
Pit: "Shee-Boo-Ya? Sounds like something I never heard of. Not a place on my many travels I remember. Is this the place where we eat?"
Palutena: "Yes this is the place, and is called Shibuya, silly boy. Come on, let's go eat first then explore later."
Pit: "Hey no need to drag me by my arm. It really not ment for this kind of pain. Ouch, whoa hey, slow down.!"
Good luck Pit, you just might need it for her. Remember what Tharja said okay?...... Pit?...... Oh right he can't hear me, I'm the narriator. *sigh* This is boring, I'm gonna go get a popsicle, I'll be right back..... Mmmm yummy cherry flavor.... What, still waiting? Oh okay hold on.
*Ahem* And so Palutena dragged him into the place and confirmed the reservation, which was set up by Chrom who happens to be well known here as a hero for some reason, I dunno, who wrote this!?..... Mirage? Never mind, don't care right now. Anyway moving on.
Pit: "WHOA! The inside is huge, there so many places and tables."
Palutena: "Is called a mall silly, is filled with different department to go all in one building. This is the food feeding area."
Pit: "How do you know all this stuff?"
Palutena: "I know everything I need to know. How do you expect a Goddes to provide proper guidance to my angel boy? I'm kidding, i was told by Chrom, he gave a small list of things we should do."
Pit: "You cold have fooled me. So what is available to eat? I don't really know what this stuff is, they look like the monsters i been batteling. This thing look like a metroid, that one look like a giant space octopus, this one look like a three headed dragon, I think I am gonna be sick!"
Palutena: "Calm down, is just the local food delicacies here. I'm sure is all safe to eat. Chrom wouldn't let me down. Just pick whatever you want and whatever you don't finish we will take home."
Pit: "Well, we will see. I guess I'll have this one."
Palutena: "Oh no! Pit! Did you break it, why is it glowing like that?"
Pit: "I dunno, I just touched it... Oh, Umm thanks ma'aam. Guess they knew what I wanted, that was fast. Or I guess that how orders are made?"
Palutena: "Okay, well this looks amazing. I'll have this one then."
Pit: "That thing is huge, you see the size of that? The table looks like a tray compared to that thing! (I hope she eats it all, I don't wanna carry that home with me.)
Palutena: "What? I am hungry, you never seen a girl eat before? Or you just can't believe I can eat it all? I'll show you."
Pit: "Sorry, I just didn't think eating something this big is healthy. But you know, is fine. We need to eat to get energy you know?"
Palutena: "You can have some too you know. You really didn't expect me to eat all of this alone did you? I know I can do it, but it be more fun to share."
Pit: "Yeah, I can try some if you think it would be okay, but only after you try some of this, as uninspired as this looks, it's really good you know?"
Palutena: "Okay sure, let's have it!"
Pit: "Ummm you just gonna sit there with your mouth open wide? That is very unlike you."
Palutena: "Oh, sorry, I just thought you would feed it to me, you know, since you offered it." *blush*
Pit: "Sure, all you had to do was just ask. Here you go." (Wonder what up with her all of a sudden.)
Palutena: "Wow that was delicious, I can't believe we was missing out on something this incredible. We need food like this at our place."
Pit: "Yeah that would be wise, someone who knows what they are doing in the kitchen."
Palutena: "You don't like my cooking Pit" *Ominous*
Pit: "I think what I meant to say is why not find someone who can cook or maybe you can learn their secrets." (Whoa, is like she stares into my soul for a moment.)
Palutean: "That sound like a good idea, I'll see about that. Now try mine. This is not bad either."
Pit: "Do I have to? It looks like one of the monsters I beaten before.... Is purple just like eggplant wizards, I don't want to turn into one again."
Palutena: "Oh hush you baby! Don't be such a wimp, besides I tried yours already."
Pit: "Okay, I'll do it. But where are my manners, after you, ladies first.
Palutena: "Oh how kind of you, what manners you have, such a gentleman..... This is amazing! I can't stop."
Pit: "Hey, you alright? Slow down, you could choke."
Palutena: "Is invigorating! I just want more and more!.... Oh how embarassing, see, I'm fine, now your turn."
Pit: "Right, okay then..... Oh wow, not bad."
Palutena: "I think we need one of everything to go. I'll have to get Tharja to come and take it back home for me.... I mean us."
Pit: "Well she seems happy, least I don't have to carry these things. This food is a lot better than the ones found inside the party balls when I am off smashing. But I mean they are good too..... Hey slow down, you got enough there for the half the centourian army."
Palutena: "I'm sorry Pit, is so good I can't help it. Is so embarassing to have me eat like this but is soooo good."
Pit: "Well you do look quite happy, is kinda cute to be honest."
Palutena: "Hahaha, you calling me cute? I didn't expect that from you in this situation." *blush*
Pit: "Well I mean you know, I never thought I see this side of you before. It sounds like a good time you're having. Beats being professional and working."
Palutena: (oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, this is embarassing, someone please save me. I can't handle it.... Pull yourself together lady. You can do this.) "So Pit are you enjoying your time with me? Is not often we get time like this so I was just cruious."
Pit: "Well sure I am, is a nice change from what we usually do. Nice scene to view, good food to go with it, and of course your company is always a blessing. Hahaha. See what I did there?"
Palutena: "Yes I did. It was very clever. I liked it. Thank you for coming with me Pit." (This is going well, better than I expected)
Pit: "Well you did say it was my reward soo what was I supposed to say-"
As he was trying to finish his sentence, suddenly a announcement was begins, it was setting up for the performance of the pop idol Tsubasa. Little does Pit know that since is a Friday, is considered romance themed time and she will be singing those kinds of songs. Seriously, teenagers in Japan are like well I dunno, singing at a feeding area inside of a mall? Maybe is a summer job, who knows?
Palutena: "Look Pit, it's her! Tsubasa, Chrom told me about her. She supposed to be really great."
Pit: "You sure that is here? She looks almost as old as Lucina, how old is she anyway? She looks like she belong to a modeling company or something."
Palutena: "Hush! Her age isn't important right now. Just try and listen, hurry and finish your food while you are at it. I want to get a chance to talk to her."
Pit: "Yikes, okay give me some time. I just don't want this meal to end, is so good."
So Pit and Palutena enjoys a relaxing meal with each other and the singing, hopefully they would stop eating long enough to explore more of Shibuya. With that said, stay tuned for more of the story.... or just ignore it. That is okay too.
To be continued...
