Transsexual cat

So I've made a transsexual out of me cat.
Because cisgender scum like you should be annihilated >:C
Jokes aside.
Lenin really is a "t******".

Anyway, I won't go into to much detail.
It all happened over a year ago when Lenin got bladder stones.
The cat didn't showed any signs of him having it until the very last moment (white crusty layer on the pee spot where he peed on me bed)
He did pee on me bed before once but I blamed me other cat for it cause she had a habit of peeing in corners outside of the litterbox.
The first incident was just normal pee.
Anyway, after bringing the cat to the vet and learning he had bladder stones, we began flushing him out.
All went well and Lenin got medication.

After the medication stopped, the problem returned.
This time, the vet flushed Lenin again and had a catheter inserted to help him pee properly.
Again, medication and this time a special diet.

Everything went well (ofcourse it went well, cat hates vets and doesn't show signs cause it's a stupid cat) during it but somehow, he started to dribble pee from time to time.
I've had him have urinary tests to check if he still had struvite crystals in his urine but every time there where only trace amounts.
Vet told me that due to the first time he ever had bladder stones, the possibility existed that Lenin's bladder was damaged.
Something I already figured out but you know how medical staff is.
Vet eventually came up with 2 solutions.
Medication + diet or a penile surgery, to which I got more info from him.
Vet told me that they could manage it with the diet and kinda wrote the penile surgery off as a last resort.

Anyway, Lenin has been given a special diet to lower the amounts of magnesium and phosphates in his urine to reduce the chances of crystallization.
Together with medication, on recommendation of said vet.
This initially went well, except for the pee dribbling problem and rare growling when peeing when he was off his medication.

Fast forward 8 months, after another urinary test revealed that Lenin still had a bladder infection, I was given some anti biotics for the cat (which was an absolute fucking nightmare to administer to him) that was supposed to clear up the problem.
Not 4 days after he finished the anti biotics, Lenin started bleeding when he took a piss.
That moment me mum rushed him to the vet (I was at me brother for the week) and had him taken in.
To which point me mum called me and said that Lenin was supposed to get a penile surgery.
I, obviously irritated at the fact that the vet told me they could manage it with medication and diet went home and picked Lenin up the following morning to bring him to the veterinary surgeon.
After an immediate surgery that same morning, I got a call saying the surgery was a success.
Lenin's penis was removed and his urethra was sewed to the outside skin, essentially, making him a female cat without a vagina.
Lenin was to be kept there for 48 hours for observation.
Understandable cause it's not just some surgery that was performed.

Once I picked him up the chief vet there told me that Lenin was doing fine, eating and drinking, properly peeing and obviously a lot of meowing cause he missed his butler.
Turns out that Lenin's urethra in his penis was incredibly narrow, a tiny amount of crystals was enough to block it.

The surgery took place on Sept 29th.
It is now Oct 5th.
Ever since it happened, Lenin has undergone a transformation from agitated cat to a complete lazy cunt
Lenin is finally the old self again.
I, worried and frustrated, "scammed" out of ~2 grand worth of tests, meds and vet visits, was also relieved to see the happy fatty being happy again.
The surgery itself cost 1400 quid, this is excluding the emergency take in at the other vet.
It's not the money that I'm irritated about, no.
It's the fact that the vet basically lied to me, saying that medication would prevent this ordeal whilst knowing that surgery is the definitive answer.

I think it's a bit cheesy to say "I've learned something from it" but I did.
I learned that despite what vets tell you that they can manage it on diet and medication, penile surgery is the only permanent solution for male cats with FLUTD (Feline Lower Urinary Tract Disease)
A problem that frequently occurs in castrated male cats.

So to anyone with a male cat that displays those problems.
Do yourself a favor and opt for an "expensive" penile surgery.
It's definitely better for the cat as constant vet visits, urinary tests, medication intakes and all the other nonsense just puts unnecessary stress on them.
Now, Lenin's case was also due to his urethra being narrower then other male cats so it might possibly be that other cats will quickly recover from it.
But take it as a word of advice.
Save your cat the stress and make sure you get a second opinion or let them properly inspect his urinary tract.

As for Lenin, he's happily sleeping on me lap, not caring a single bit that he doesn't have a penis anymore.
He looks like a baboon with his bottom shaved but it doesn't seem to affect him at all.
I asked Lenin if I should shave a poodle cut into his fur but the only answer I got was "prrt prrt"

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Update:
Took Lenin to the vet for a check up, vet confirmed his wound healing nicely, urethra wasn't swollen.
He eats, drinks and pees properly, no more growling sounds, no more pain!
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Removing the penis from a cat is not changing it's gender(technically), you just make him less aggressive, horny and less likely to pee wherever he wants to, or at least that was the case with our cat
 
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Damn I wish I could walk into the doctor's and be like, "This thing, yeah it's causing issues and I want it somewhere else. Fix that, please."
 
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@EthanAddict
You're confused with castrating.
Castrating a cat usually just removes his testes or severs the connection between his penis and testes.

Have you even properly read the blog?
 
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You haven't read it then.
If you got nothing better to do then post shit in blogs then please fuck off posting shit in mine.
 
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First of all, I did read the blog

Second, I am not shitposting, because I said my opinion, or I don't know something well, that doesn't mean I am trying to spam this blog post intentionally, explain to me what really exists

Last, please keep in mind that I was civil with you
 
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This was far more than "fixing" the cat. Sounds painful, but as long as he's (she?) in a good mood, or at least back to the old ways.
 
You're trying to be a smartmouth by saying "removing the penis doesn't change its gender"
Whilst obviously the blog states "jokes aside"
The reason for the removal is medical and completely the opposite of what castrating a cat is.

You're not not saying your opinion, you just read one sentence of said blog and immediately post something.
You posted the minute after the blog was published which clearly isn't enough to fully read it.

Please go away.
 
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@Memoir
He doesn't seem any different from missing his penis.
I actually had to adjust meself to Lenin being Lenin again, after well over a year of him being... less him.

Me other cat still hisses at him due to the lampshade he's wearing but other then that.
He's the same old lazy arsed happy cat that he was before the whole problem started.

I didn't think twice about him having the surgery.
I was well beyond the point of being done with the medication and just wanted a permanent solution for the little tiger.
A life on medication, vet visits and constant stress isn't a life for him.
Especially not when he's such a happy little man.
Even the vets that treated him and their assistants say that it's pretty much a model cat.
Mainly due to the fact that he's just playful, even in a strange location ;p
And well, ofcourse needy of attention.
 
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"the vet basically lied to me, saying that medication would prevent this ordeal whilst knowing that surgery is the definitive answer"

Feline urology is not a field I am terribly familiar with (if you also include kidneys then troubles with that system are one of the things that cats are prone to) but are you sure you were lied to and not that the scope of the problem was underestimated? Like most times I fix a virus on a computer I go there, run combofix, check all the usual spots and call it a day. Other times you get the ones that embed themselves in files across the machine, maybe even reflash some hardware and be an absolute bastard to remove (or you just start over). I remember most cases of the latter as they are rare and unusual, the former is so banal that I seldom even bother to tell people about the latter when initially estimating the problem.
 
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His kidneys are fine, I know that thanks to the extensive urinary tests that where performed.

The real culprit was the urethra in his penis being to narrow, which, already reducing the flow of urine.
Letting it build up inside his bladder and letting struvite crystals grow, which cause the lining of the bladder to become irritated which paves way for discomfort during urinating.
A natural response is then to pee less as the animal doesn't want to be discomforted.

Kidney related problems in European short hair cats rarely happen at the age of 2.
Granted, it is a frequent problem but kidney problems aren't linked to the build up of bladder stones.

The vet already informed me about the surgery before but kinda wrote it off as a last resort.
Saying that medication could help.
I'm pretty much convinced that they just wanted to experiment on Lenin, see if they really could manage such problems with medication whilst the animal just needed surgery.

The vet that performed the operation also said that a normal cat catheter didn't fit pre-op but post-op, a normal dog catheter fits.
His urethra is wider now (like it's supposed to be) so struvite crystals can't build up and clog it anymore.
Which is what I wanted in the first place.

Granted, I'm no expert on FLUTD so I can say with 100% certainty but it really gives me the impression that they just knowingly overlooked the fact that the cat just needed surgery.
Hence I said that he basically lied to me.
 
Woah, i know it was for the better of your cat, but just thinking on removing a dick sounds painful... even though i wonder how it would feel to not have a dick after all this years of having one...
 
Yeah, it sounds like the vet just underestimated the problem. I had a male cat with similar issues (constant urinary tract infections, I forget what they called it medically), but ultimately surgery was the route for him as well. That's not to say that other cat's with the same condition/issues can't be managed with diet and medication though. It really depends. Surgery is a last resort, because there's always a risk involved, why risk the cat's life if you can fix the issue with diet and meds? That's why this approach is generally tried first.

I'm glad to hear that you're cat is feeling better though :), that's awesome!
 
Well the thing is that the vet knew about Lenin his narrow urethra.
Normally, medication would resolve the issue but in Lenin's case, it will just keep on coming back.
They knew this yet they kept on pushing medication.

Well in reality, every surgery is a risk no matter how big.
For me, it's the mere fact that the animal is in discomfort all those months whilst it could've been prevented from the moment they knew it is what bothers me the most.

Lenin gets excellent health care luckily but this was just a preventable mistake.
 
my cat never need such kind of surgery and he had a wonderful life, only explanation about why a domesticated animal could ever gotten such illness due its luxury life and it never ever worried about lack of food so he never did cardio...
i only feed my cat with carb once per day, then i let it after birds or rats :D
 

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