vending machine food review

[Me having terrible taste warning, if you hate frozen meals and such then this'll probably be disgusting]

So like
At the place I work at, in the break room, there's a lunch vending machine
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You can buy lunch food-y items from these, in my case sandwiches and burritos mainly
They aren't great by any means (especially for the price, $3.25 for standard and $4 for the meal), but if you forget to bring lunch (like me every time !) then it gets the job done, pun not intended
I also have terrible taste in food (and everything else) so I don't mind it too much


Anyways, about a week ago I got this
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Never had one of these
Notice how it says"bread sticks"? Yeah um
This can barely be considered bread, it was closer to a slightly moist flour tortilla
Also I don't recall there being any pepperoni in this???? The sauce worked as a substitute I guess
Speaking of the sauce, bruh it was spilled already for some reason, not sure if that's a packaging error, if it leaked or what. Lame !
The cheese was fine
Bread aside, it was a'ight. Again, not worth $3.25, but it's better than nothing I guess

So then today, I got this
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Haven't had this before either
I don't have the label (threw it away before I thought to get a picture) but it was described as Italian, with salami, turkey, and provalone I think? Maybe ham too, I don't know
It didn't smell great, and the texture was weird, but I thought it tasted fine. The salami gave it a nice spice(?), so that was nice
Overall it was fine

Between the two, I think I preferred the Italian sandwich, because of the bread being bread and not the edible matter on the breadstick. It was also more substantial I think, but maybe that's because I just ate it


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Yeah I think I would go hungry. Granted I got used to not eating lunch a while back so tend not to if out and about, and if I am doing something when that is unwise then I certainly don't forget it.
 
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I don't have a job, but in <=2019 - back when I actually went to university - I used to like getting some Eleven-7 (or is it 7-Eleven? The word is on top of the number, but the number's bigger...ambiguous) egg and lettuce sandwiches for lunch. They were decent; not amazing, but there really wasn't much else of interest around uni, aside from McD or KFC.
 
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Dude, remember your lunch from now on! Anything has got to taste better than this... well, junk.

I used to could eat anything, but ever since majorly cleaning up my diet, I have a lot I avoid. I mean, a lot. Gluten free, kosher, no hign fructose corn syrup or any artificial sweetener (saccharin is okay, though), no allergens (like coconut), no canola oil, etc. It cut out about 75% of the food I used to eat! However, I have no regrets, and I certainly have become healthier due to this. Also, you get to find some really unique foods that you often overlook that sound weird but taste great, like cauliflower rice. As in, rice made of cauliflower. Odd, but it's better than it sounds; trust me.
 
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