Why everyone at my high school had a PlayStation 2

Just for fun, I wanted to tell a little story about why the PlayStation 2 was the most popular console at my high school.

The reason is quite simple but somewhat humorous. Stick with me, I know I am clickbaiting you.

The simple answer was around 2005 my friends started talking in code and coming to school with much more... "laid back moods" that normal. They would ask each other if they had "put on a sweater" that morning. Another popular code phrase was "playing ski ball" before or after school. Of course you know what I am talking about at this point. Weed.

The obsession with the green devil's lettuce didn't last long as their tolerance grew and my friends moved on to harder things and the more readily available alcohol. But the fact remains that marijuana was enticing and illegal. So what's the connection to a bunch of potheads and the PlayStation 2? All of them had one. In mid 2005 and onward everyone talked about playing games on PS2, trading games around, and watching movies with the new fangled device that could do it all. Of course, all the reasons stated are perfectly acceptable reasons to own the console. The common games to talk about with friends, the inclusion of being in the "playstaion" crowd, and so on. Not only were the PS2 consoles extremely popular, they weren't all that expensive at the time either. With the PS3 and 360 looming over the gaming horizon, you could get you hands on a PS2 for a decent price. Maybe a bit of summer work money or pitching to your parents that you can use it as a DVD player, you get the idea.

The two facts I NEVER put together until much later was 1. everyone had a phat PS2. Why wouldn't you? It was cheap, OG, easy to find... the reasons are endless. But the real reason was 2. the phats had an empty expansion bay. No one I knew used any of the online features or had anything to fill that space....

...except weed. It was the perfect place to hid your pot stash. It comes with its own little cover and everything. You put your bag in, snap the cover on, and hid the PS2 bay against the wall under your TV and no one is the wiser. I would have never guessed. And apparently, no one's parents ever guessed either. It was the perfect crime (lol). I found out about the expansion bay stash cache when a friend told us all a story about him stuffing it all in just in time before his dad came into his room. He said something to the effect of "I know my parents aren't dumb, and they knew I had weed. They just never found out where I kept it." I laughed like this was a hilarious place to keep your drug stash. A few others did that "I know the feeling" kinda laugh. I asked why no one found this funny. Just about everyone there agreed that the PS2 expansion bay was the best hiding place they had found and why they loved the PS2. Of course, the other actual features of the console certainly helped.


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I hope you liked my story, I sure as hell do.
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This is literally genius. An interesting read indeed lol.
 
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This would have never worked for me... I have a bunch of the Network adapters and hard drives I used for hmm other illegal things :P IE playing crap games I wouldn't pay for (I own the good games, hundreds of them... but the shit ones? no.....)

That story is funny, people are pretty clever when they want to hide small objects. Trying to think of the odd places I have found drugs, probably the weirdest place was in a closet above the door inside the closet some one had duct tape rolled backwards so the sticky side was out, they made it into a cone shape and inside was a joint. I laughed threw it at my friend and she was like "Where did you get weed?" heh in your house.
 
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I would have used it for a lunch tray, heck my ps3 already looks like a grill. :P

If people hide that stuff in there, then stuff like Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and dice would been there instead if it was my school.
 
Psionic, sure, if this would have happened any other time than 2005 for us high schoolers, there is a good chance this would have never happened. I don't know of a single friend who had a network adapter or harddrive for their PS2 at that time.
 
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I hid money in it, because everybody in my family searched my room because I wasn't a wasteful little git.
 
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If you are questioning someone in a room they might have hidden something in you are advised to watch either where their eyes go repeatedly or do not go/seem to avoid. I thought most parents operated to that.

Anyway why people want a slick for weed in their room I will never know. Go for a walk; there are any number of loose bricks, hidden crevices and such out there in the world. Find several and split the difference.

Also "more readily available alcohol". As far as the now 21 for drinking US was concerned I always found the opposite -- here you can always find a shop which does not ID you (not to mention 18 for drinking here), there such things are more tricky and most weed dealers don't care.
 
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You could hide stuff like your backup codes (wallet codes etc) in there now, just use a 2.5" SATA drive and you'll have leftover space :P
 
Lol me and my friend actually talked about this a couple months ago. But as a joke lmao didnt really think people did it.
 
Yeah, the heat of the PS2 phat was something I was concerned about too, but I am guessing that either the plastic bag sealed the scent in, or everyone's parents already knew and the scent released when the PS2 was hot was nothing new lol
 
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No wonder people thought the PS2 was so good, people were high off their tits off of the fumes whilst they were playing.
 
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