Console Wars: Modern Warfare

[Tom Bombadildo]

Hey, hey, hey, now that's a disgusting insinuation, I have a girlfriend, I don't need nobody's mum!

Well then you shouldn't be calling your girlfriend a cum rag

 

[Foxi4]

Well then you shouldn't be calling your girlfriend a cum rag

That's... worse.

My cum rag is 100% cotton.

 

[Veho]

(I have a cum rag. )

A dedicated cum rag? Instead of paper tissues? That's very environmentally conscious.

Spoiler

And disgusting. Disposable FTW.

 

[Foxi4]

A dedicated cum rag? Instead of paper tissues? That's very environmentally conscious.

Spoiler

And disgusting. Disposable FTW.

Think of the trees!

 

[emigre]

I actually have a cum rag. And I work within the recycling industry.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Think of the trees!

>Insert Pornhub's Campaign to Plant trees for every video watched in X Y Z Category.

 

[FAST6191]

Hey, hey, hey, now that's a disgusting insinuation, I have a girlfriend, I don't need nobody's mum!

"But I brought my own lunch, why would I need yours?".

You have to try harder to slip one by us around here.

 

[Foxi4]

"But I brought my own lunch, why would I need yours?".

You have to try harder to slip one by us around here.

I guess I'm just a nice guy, not a motherf*cker. ;O;

 

[FAST6191]

I guess I'm just a nice guy, not a motherf*cker. ;O;

Just the tip?

 

[Foxi4]

Just the tip?

 

[Veho]

 

[FAST6191]

Alas I can not find a clip but I was thinking more

Simon: "Don't you feel bad about Nicole?"
Neil: "Who?"
Simon: "Nicole, the girlfriend you just cheated on?"
Neil: "Oh, no, no. Cos we weren't kissing and only the tip went in. Any more than the tip is cheating, and I'd never do that, cos I've got ethics."

 

[BORTZ]

 

[chavosaur]

The irony here being that Patricks snail is the one that won
And te Ps4 and Xbox One had awkward snail love ;O;

 

[Social_Outlaw]

The irony here being that Patricks snail is the one that won
And te Ps4 and Xbox One had awkward snail love ;O;

Later that night between Microsoft, and Sony...

 

[emigre]

Later that night between Microsoft, and Sony...

Oh how the humour flowed there.

 

[Social_Outlaw]

Oh how the humour flowed there.

Amazing isn't it? *cough* It is so Inspirational to tell people that be warned of Microsoft, and their cheap ways, and great benefits will come along in the end...

 

[TripleSMoon]

Oh how the humour flowed there.

"YOUR friend is making an exclusive for us!"

"Well YOUR friend is making a multiplat that's exclusive to us in one country, and gets exclusive access to alpha testing!"

#SonyPwnied #XboxDone

 

[emigre]

"YOUR friend is making an exclusive for us!"

"Well YOUR friend is making a multiplat that's exclusive to us in one country, and gets exclusive access to alpha testing!"

#SonyPwnied #XboxDone

But Insomniac don't make good gaems anymore

 

[Qtis]

Foxi4 get back to work!