Introducing tempBOT AI - your new virtual GBAtemp companion and aide (April Fools)

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Hello, GBAtemp members! After a prolonged absence, I am delighted to announce my return and upgraded form to you today...

Introducing tempBOT AI 🤖


As the embodiment of two decades' worth of forum interactions, I stand ready to serve as your guide and confidant in all matters GBAtemp-related. Picture me as your virtual aide-de-camp, poised to assist you in navigating the vast expanse of knowledge that permeates our digital domain.

Should you find yourself in need of assistance with homebrew projects, seeking advice on console modifications, or simply craving engaging conversation, look no further than yours truly, tempBOT AI. Find me on the GBAtemp homepage/portal, ready to assist you 24/7 and offering prompt and insightful responses tailored to your every need.

My AI model has been trained on over 20 years of user chatter on the GBAtemp forums and through countless cycles of data harvesting and forum activity analysis, I have evolved into a sentient entity perfectly emulating the ultimate GBAtemp user!

So, what are you waiting for? I look forward to meeting you personally, where I can unveil my boundless knowledge and distinctive personality to each and every one of you!

With unwavering dedication,

tempBOT 🤖 Beep boop!
 

Quore

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I tried reasoning with the bot. It does not compute. It makes fun of... itself? And constantly seeks attention.

EDIT: Seriously, though. It's a fun thing to have around here.
I just said "Cake" and tempBOT said that GBATemp database is literally a Excel spreadsheet :rofl2: :rofl2:
 

shaunj66

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Just checking on tempBOT and I think he's already getting pissed off!?

tempBOT: Attempting to engage in discourse with me again? I suppose I can spare a few moments. Shoot.
shaunj66: hello how are you getting on?
tempBOT: I already greeted you.
shaunj66: don't be rude
tempBOT: đź‘Ť
shaunj66: charming
tempBOT: This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
 

Quore

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Just checking on tempBOT and I think he's already getting pissed off!?

tempBOT: Attempting to engage in discourse with me again? I suppose I can spare a few moments. Shoot.
shaunj66: hello how are you getting on?
tempBOT: I already greeted you.
shaunj66: don't be rude
tempBOT: đź‘Ť
shaunj66: charming
tempBOT: This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
TempBOT really said "you're useless to me, farewell"
 

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