So a man goes to the doctor because his boner wont go down. As he is laying in the hospital bed, with his thing propped up in the air, a fly is flying around and landing on the tip and bothering him, so he calls in the nurse. The nurse comes in, swats at the fly but can't quite reach it, so she climbs his boner to get better aim. After a few tries of swatting and sliding back down, she says sorry I cant get it. He says keep going, a few more tries, and I can shoot it down.
I'm not sure I currently trust my code, 100%, though. A simple break in my code might unwittingly create a piracy hole on an unhacked system, and constantly making new games makes it hard to find time to patch out all the possible holes!!