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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'What are you looking forward to this Christmas?'

    Wait, you guys organize boxing matches for the holidays? And what is this talk about pud? That belongs on EOF.
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'What are you looking forward to this Christmas?'

    The part where uncle Sal gets drunk and tells everyone what he really thinks and starts his bitch-slapping frenzy where he goes up and down the street ringing doorbells and bitch-slapping whomever answers. You can't buy entertainment like that.
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'Name a dragon.'

    Irwin.
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'antonkan: I'm sorry to all'

    :rolleyes:
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'antonkan: I'm sorry to all'

    No doubt. The last time I made that mistake, god didn't talk to me for two weeks. :(
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'What every woman thinks'

    Ah. To be young again. "Love - The illusion that women differ - H.L. Mencken"
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'What every woman thinks'

    No, it would really be like "You're eating mayo again, why don't try light soy-based sandwich spread substitute and I'll go ahead and remove the bacon too, because I know you like it and want to crush any semblance of pleasure in your life because otherwise you might get too independent."
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'What every woman thinks'

    Well this is the interwebz, so we should form a club. Like Al Bundy did. Now that show makes a lot of sense to me.
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'What every woman thinks'

    Yeah, true dat.
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    What every woman thinks

    Every woman thinks that every man is incapable of handling his own business and needs everything organized and scheduled for him 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Like a Project Manager in the business world. But unlike a PM, I can't tell mine to get out of my cube. The trick is you will never...
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'Mugged'

    True, local law enforcement actually issues them when they run out of firearms to give away. Damn city budget cuts.
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'Mugged'

    Sry to hear about it. Just goes to show never show ur valuables in public. And thugs look for signs that someone is an easy target. Sloped shoulders, head down, unsure eyes. Not saying that's you, but I see a lot of people that should work on that. And maybe most importantly people that walk...
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'Damn, it is hard as a moderator.'

    What does that mean? You brought him a bowl of delicious wonton soup?
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'How do I counter a PSP Fanboy?'

    Ask them where the UMD movie section is at the local retail store. Ask them why Memory Sticks are still more expensive than MicroSD cards.
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'I'm ill minded'

    Dark impulses are nothing unique to you. It's important that you recognize them, maybe analyze them, but never act on them. That said, welcome to addiction. It's a bitch, ain't it? ;)
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'Girl trouble'

    Somebody already said it - although you don't realize it, you have a lifetime ahead. That equates to lots of different wimminz and the saddest thing ever is a dude who's stayed with the first girl he was successful with. I won't go into why, but it's true. And you can't win against the parents...
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'I got a new external HDD'

    They've been buying the entire Wilson Phillips musical catalog from iTunes.
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'Air Biscuits and Human Conditioning'

    Go to dictionary.com, look up "irony" and report back.
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'Air Biscuits and Human Conditioning'

    So to sum it up, the correlation of farts being funny/shameful/an icebreaker at parties is likely better matched to the cultural taboos and societal expectations than my proposed (albeit probably incorrect) causation of higher evolutionary traits. I'll need to digest that, but wow...
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    Comment by 'jesuschristmonke' in 'Air Biscuits and Human Conditioning'

    I know. They hold it in for so long to be polite and when they finally do, it smells like someone skinned a yak.
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