I thought I was going to be presented with a sleep deprived discovery.
Perhaps a story about neglected dependecy to drugs and forbidden love with prostitutes.
Maybe a thrilling outcome of a drunk man's story after a late night party.
A religious experience achieved only by illusions created with opioid substances.
But no... sadly... no.
It's just another unatended teenager with access to the Internet.
For p1ng!
What has this p1ng forsaken place has to do to once again regain the amazing status where mokeys with bacon and man's nipples were peak humorous content?
p1ng! Why have you forsaken us?!
Alas, us, mere mortals can only imagine what a meaty fist that holds the mighty ban hammer can do to improve our decadence as society!
But that, is just another fantasy, because p1ng is dead and we killed him.