Anyone else fantasize about Wario finding them in the woods?

[BakerMan]

Well, seems he changed the title, and this post, but I changed it again bc I'm not a cringelord

 

[SylverReZ]

Every night. 8^)

 

[BakerMan]

every night

brave and wario pilled

 

[CoolMe]

literally my wish each year when I blow out the birthday candles

 

[Hayato213]

I thought I was alone this whole time

 

[Xdqwerty]

Wario when the walls fell

 

[BakerMan]

You guys wanna start a wario club?????????????

 

[Hayato213]

You guys wanna start a wario club?????????????

Hey that is your job, ain't you a baker @BakerMan?

 

[BakerMan]

Hey that is your job, ain't you a baker @BakerMan?

yeah but when you word it like this

Wario when the walls fell

i don't quite want to

 

[CoolMe]

Hey that is your job, ain't you a baker @BakerMan?

He/she/they can't bake for shit, GBATemp's Baker is nothing but a fraud, ladies & gentlemen!

 

[Xdqwerty]

Wait who changed the title?

 

[BakerMan]

Wait who changed the title?

it worked, kyle changed it

Post automatically merged: Feb 8, 2024

He/she/they can't bake for shit, GBATemp's Baker is nothing but a fraud, ladies & gentlemen!

read the signature, buddy, my pronouns are shut/the/fuck/up

 

[x65943]

Jesus what is going on here

 

[Xdqwerty]

it worked, kyle changed it

May I sing THAT song again?

 

[BakerMan]

May I sing THAT song again?

i'mma start you out
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Hayato213]

Jesus what is going on here

Hey Kyle you want a cake from BakerMan?

 

[x65943]

i'mma start you out
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Xdqwerty]

i'mma start you out
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday, she's a bitch
On Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch!

[Chorus: Eric Cartman, Choir, Eric Cartman & Choir]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
(Lalalalalalala)
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

[Refrain: Eric Cartman, Choir, Eric Cartman & Choir]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Woah!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)
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[Break: Eric Cartman]
Talk to kids around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this:

[Bridge]
凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師
我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦
La mère de Kyle est une pute
C'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was
Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa
Mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii

[Chorus: Eric Cartman, Choir & Both]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
(Lalalalalalala)
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Oh)

[Refrain: Eric Cartman]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
[Outro: Eric Cartman]
I really mean it
Kyle's mom, she's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch
Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's mom
Yeah, cha

 

[mrdude]

I am guessing you could not fit in the full title, so I think you really meant to say this:

Anyone else fantasize about Wario finding them in the woods? In his bag is KY jelly, a rubber suit, some rope and a dog collar. I'm lost and wario say's he wants to "show me the way", should I trust him or should I kick him in the balls and tell the creepy little, big nosed twat to go back to wario land?​

 

[BakerMan]

I am guessing you could not fit in the full title, so I think you really meant to say this:

Anyone else fantasize about Wario finding them in the woods? In his bag is KY jelly, a rubber suit, some rope and a dog collar. I'm lost and wario say's he wants to "show me the way", should I trust him or should I kick him in the balls and tell the creepy little, big nosed twat to go back to wario land?​

nope, x65943 edited the title, and he jokes about me being wario sexual