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BoneMonkey's bad Advice thread!

Need advice? Ask away but be warned I will not give you good advice!
(please do not follow any of my advice i give you)

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BoneMonkey said:
BoneMonkey's bad Advice thread!

Need advice? Ask away but be warned I will not give you good advice!

And if your a little bitch don't bother reading this thread

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Calafas said:
Another one?

Anyway, should I get a haircut.
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Yes this is what you do soak the top of your head with lighter fluid or gasoline then set your head on fire! No need to thank me!

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If I took some bacon and ground it up like hamburger meat, formed it into a patty, cooked it and ate it, would it be good?

What would you suggest as some good toppings for it?

How horrible would my suffering be if I actually did this?
 
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gizmo_gal said:
Uhm, okay. I thought we were friends or at least not enemies, BoneMonkey. Thats not fair.
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I have no idea what your talking about the image i posted has NOTHING to do with you and is purely Coincidence
 
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Rayder said:
If I took some bacon and ground it up like hamburger meat, formed it into a patty, cooked it and ate it, would it be good?

What would you suggest as some good toppings for it?

How horrible would my suffering be if I actually did this?

I think thats a great idea but you should do this blender the bacon into a liguid then inject it into your penis there you go !

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QUOTE(PaperPlane @ Jul 30 2008, 06:41 PM) how do I shot web?
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you can't shoot web cause you touch your self at night
 
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