Broken New Years resolutions

[NeoSupaMario]

Because we all know you have em.

 

[Deleted-236924]

You didn't stop posting threads in the EoF.

 

[Gahars]

Nope, none for me.

The secret is not making any New Years Resolutions in the first place.

 

[BORTZ]

And by "this" i mean your thread.

 

[ComeTurismO]

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And by "this" i mean your thread.

Obviously, you probably fap too much that you can't get 'pleasure', anymore!

 

[BORTZ]

Im sorry, what?

 

[ComeTurismO]

Fapping won't work for you, since you fap too much. That's why you cant fap to this thread.

 

[Castiel]

I think you should start going through here before you post anymore threads...

 

[ComeTurismO]

I think you should start going through here before you post anymore threads...

DISCLAIMER: THIS THREAD IS A PARODY AND IT ISN'T SERIOUS (AT LEAST FOR NOW)
BTW, Densetsu

 

[Arras]

Maybe we should MAKE that thread mandatory for certain members...

 

[NeoSupaMario]

Fapping won't work for you, since you fap too much. That's why you cant fap to this thread.

Are you trying to take away his man card?

 

[Xuphor]

My resolution was to not make any resolutions.

Therefore, I already broke my resolution right at the start. It was going to happen anyway.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Are you trying to take away his man card?

Not exactly. A health fact is that, if you 'fap' too much, you won't get your 'pleasure', and now we should forget about the posts because things can go over the line, in sexual matters.

 

[EthanObi]

Are you trying to take away his man card?

If he had the man card to begin with he wouldn't be fapping to a topic on a forum for pleasure.
GET A WOMAN. NA0!

 

[The Catboy]

Giving a fuck. I still haven't done that.