Creating a list of disses

[Rowan]

ya momma sooooooooooo fat that smaller fat people orbit around her

 

[ebdynasty]

Yo momma looks like you but even worse
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[TrolleyDave]

Your mamas so fat her blood type is gravy.

You're so stupid even the handicapped pity you.

You're so fat when you go out people think the moon has broken orbit.

You're so ugly your folks had to tie a porkchop to your neck to get the dog to play with you.

You're such a freak Ripleys Believe It Or Not already have dibs on your corpse.

 

[jaxxster]

your mum is so skanky that when i had phone sex with her i got an ear infection

 

[TrolleyDave]

your mum is so skanky that when i had phone sex with her i got an ear infection

Pure class! I've never heard that one before.