I sexually identify as the sun

[oofio]

I sexually Identify as the sun. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throughout the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusion-phobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.

 

[Minox]

No thank you

 

[Deleted User]

I'd date a solarsexual, they're pretty hot.

 

[Veho]

You identify as the sun? People don't want to come too close to you, and can't stand to look at you for long periods of time? After being exposed to you people have to use topical creams and ointments to get rid of the itching burning sensation? Ho-kay then.