The last 3 pages of this thread are a giant LOL.
@ the OP, why don't you try to find a working wii (maybe from a friend/family member and test the working dvd drive in your wii and see if that is indeed your problem (sounds like it is to me but I certainly remember 2 threads about ultra slim wii mods that work with no dvd drive in them).
There is also the option os sending the big N your wii and let them repair it, If you don't feel like paying you could flash a corrupt nand and tell them it froze during an update and see if you could get them to fix it for free (no guarantees but I've always thought this method might work) Also there is a chance they might just send you a refurbiushed wii.
@ the OP, why don't you try to find a working wii (maybe from a friend/family member and test the working dvd drive in your wii and see if that is indeed your problem (sounds like it is to me but I certainly remember 2 threads about ultra slim wii mods that work with no dvd drive in them).
There is also the option os sending the big N your wii and let them repair it, If you don't feel like paying you could flash a corrupt nand and tell them it froze during an update and see if you could get them to fix it for free (no guarantees but I've always thought this method might work) Also there is a chance they might just send you a refurbiushed wii.