I wish I could go to japan! It's super-great-awesome-tastic, everybody there likes anime, there's girls wearing skirts all the time, people lead exciting lives, there's always running around and screaming and cuteness and it's so kawaii desu! Wouldn't it be fun to visit, desu ne?
I mean, it's not like it's a country with a social hierarchy where good grades matters the most and anime is seen as something only little kids and perverts watch! Psh, getting picked on because your hair color is different? Never happens! Women never shaving/cleaning "down there" because it's not seen as important? All lies, I've seen plenty of hentai to the contrary!