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Back in the good old days, no one knew if you was stealing stuff from the Soviets, because it was so easy. Now every time i go to the HQ intelligence service in North Korea. I get thrown out. I stick out like a sore thumb...

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What life problems do you face?
 
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How did you circumvent the automerge, you cheater? :angry:

Learnt it of the North Korea's. In an ideal world, you want one Korea. Where it's like South Korea. But na bruv. But one is giving us fordable phones'. The other one, if ever found about the delicious Greggs battle of Britain part 2 will happen.
 

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Learnt it of the North Korea's. In an ideal world, you want one Korea. Where it's like South Korea. But na bruv. But one is giving us fordable phones'. The other one, if ever found about the delicious Greggs battle of Britain part 2 will happen.
I wish for both korea to both split in two
We will then have :
South-East Korea
South-West Korea
North-East Korea
North-West Korea


Then they'll all pair up again into
East Korea
West Korea

I wish i live old enough to se-...
Erm... I mean, I wish i die young enough to NOT see that :)
 
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I wish for both korea to both split in two
We will then have :
South-East Korea
South-West Korea
North-East Korea
North-West Korea


Then they'll all pair up again into
East Korea
West Korea

I wish i live old enough to se-...
Erm... I mean, I wish i die young enough to NOT see that :)

Typical French Canadian... always trying to split good things
 

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Typical French Canadian... always trying to split good things
Wtf are you talking about?
You know what a "poutine" is? I don't mean our meal, but what the word meant in the first place. It was used to define a mix of anything. It is derived from "put in".
We are not "always trying to split good things"
We are actually always trying to mix up good things to make weird things that will eventually become fucking good things
 
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Here you are involved in some real MI6 shit, meanwhile I can't even sneak up on the hedgehog that vists my garden every night without arousing the neighbour's suspicions.
 
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The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
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