OH SHIT!

[epicelite]

A ZOMBIE JUST BURST THROUGH YOUR DOOR!

You have only whats within your arms reach to defend yourself!

WHAT DO YOU GRAB?

 

[haflore]

My nearby short sword and 9mm.

 

[The Pi]

My riot shield.

 

[Rydian]

Well, by now I've certainly wet myself, since I have to pee right now and I happen to be quite, quite scared of zombies...

A heavy glass lamp's all I got that'll do anything resembling decent damage. Let's hope it's a zombie that's been dead long enough to have it's bodily liquids coagulated, don't need to be getting sprayed with any infection now.

 

[OtakuGamerZ]

THIS!

 

[raulpica]

Well, some of you might not believe it, but I have a Katana on arms reach just near me.

So I'm grabbing that

 

[ProtoKun7]

Get inside the TARDIS, which would just so happen to be within arm's reach.

 

[SkankyYankee]

Id start with my LP collection flinging them at em Shaun of the Dead style. Then Id grab my extra pc power supply and swing it by the cord and brain em a few times.

 

[epicelite]

Id start with my LP collection flinging them at em Shaun of the Dead style. Then Id grab my extra pc power supply and swing it by the cord and brain em a few times.

Mite b cool.

 

[EpicJungle]

my condom that i was using

 

[Deleted_171835]

A belt and I fight him ninja style.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

my condom that i was using

The hell were you using it for?
A hairnet?

 

[The Pi]

my condom that i was using

The hell were you using it for?
A hairnet?

To keep his "toy" in good condition.

 

[Rydian]

my condom that i was using

The hell were you using it for?
A hairnet?

To keep his "toy" in good condition.

It's not like an action figured where it comes to you already wrapped up and you need to keep from opening it in the first place...





RIGHT?

 

[Forstride]

A hammer for close-up attacks and a lamp to swing around by the cord and attack from a distance.

 

[Potticus]

Realistically I might use my laptop that I'm not currently on, if I have time the huge knife in my desk drawer.

 

[Splych]

a holepuncher and well i don't know... the toolbox.

then i'll start bashing it with stuff in it.

 

[Infinite Zero]

I grab my Sly Cooper cane. "nuff said

 

[Paarish]

my slipper...?

 

[imshortandrad]

I'd be like "HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL, A REAL ZOMBIE!"

Then I'd beat him/her up with my ukulele, fo sho.