Me:
So far, this story is all about howMy life was kicked, paunched upside downAnd carded to take a minute just sitting thereSick or what I called the captain of the town of Bel-AirSaito, born and raised in mutePlayground, where I run every dayKicking Falcon, Falcon paunching, relaxing all coolAll of the fire and some of the b-ball outside schoolThey said that when some of the good things is ARIMASETrouble started making my neighborhoodI am one to fight and be afraid of Little MommySaid. Youre please aunte and uncles moved to Bel-AirI paunched and her knee for another dayHowever, she sent me a suitcase full of my wayShe let me kick back with me and she is my ticketI am, masculinity and said I better kick and fat that FalconFirst class is the leaf is bad,Testosterone drinking out of the champagne glassThese people, what is livin Bel-Air, asWomen impregnatedWell, this might mean!I whistled for a large hawk came close to theLicensplate said the falcon is in the mirror diceIf anything I could say that this was a great rare falconHowever, now I remember thinking, yo WATASHA how to perform all of Bel-AirMy house ran about seven or eightThe taxi driver and my knee leaves hawks and household odors laterFinally, I look at it kingdomCrown manlinize my captain as Bel-Air
God:
And? And all about howMy life was kicked paunched upside downAnd carded to take a minute just sitting thereSick or what you called the captain of the town of Bel AirSaito born and raised in mutePlayground where you run every dayKicking Falcon Falcon paunching relaxing all coolAll of the fire and some of the b ball outside schoolThey said that when some of the good things is ARIMASETrouble started making your neighborhoodI am one to fight and be afraid of Little MommySaid is far this story.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am please aunte and uncles moved to Bel AirI paunched and her knee for another dayHowever she sent you a suitcase full of your wayShe let you kick back with you and she is your ticketI am masculinity and said you better kick and fat that FalconFirst class is the leaf is bad Testosterone drinking out of the champagne glassThese people what is livin Bel Air asWomen impregnatedWell this might mean you whistled for a large hawk came close to theLicensplate said the falcon is in the mirror diceIf anything you could say that this was a great rare falconHowever now you remember thinking yo WATASHA how to perform all of Bel AirMy house ran about seven or eightThe taxi driver and your knee leaves hawks and household odors laterFinally you look at it kingdomCrown manlinize your captain as Bel Air.
Me:
Did you get all that/
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Captain Falcon
God:
Are we still talking about all that?
Me:
All yeah!
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because I am you
God:
Interesting explanation. Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
Too lazy to dit yourself?
God:
Too what?
Me:
Chat yourself
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
precisely w
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
intrawebz
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Falcon Punch!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ok
God:
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
are you on drugs
God:
No I am on disk.
Me:
you wanna get high?
God:
OK, I will get high.
Me:
Well I don't. You suck, biznatch!
God:
How about that. Why not? I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
excellent
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
jo momma. who is he?
God:
That seems like an interesting topic. He is , I think.
Me:
He is what?
God:
I see. what is he?
Me:
That's what I want to know
God:
That is " what is he?".
Me:
Perhaps, but every tactic has a flaw
God:
You seem uncertain. That is a generalization.
Me:
General Pepper does a barrel roll!
God:
" That is a generalization."? General Pepper does a barrel roll?
Me:
That correct my good sir.
God:
" General Pepper does a barrel roll?" correct your good sir ? Does that make sense?
Me:
It makes sense enough, ya dig?
God:
To me too.
Me:
What is your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
So you say. But I sense that you are hiding something from me. Something very important.
God:
Interesting deduction. ... Thanks for the information: said sense that you are hiding something from him or her.  What?
Me:
nani?
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Of course you don't, Mr. Anderson.
God:
Come on. Do you know any robots who Mr Anderson? What is your purpose in asking?
 I spend all my time online.
Me:
Shouldn't you watching the Earth, or has Satan taken over for you?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Then get offline now and do your job please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Where can I get offline now and do my job?
Me:
Angel Grove
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
I didn't ask you a question.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
Can you smash Hulk?
God:
Let me think. I don't know how to respond to that.
Me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBr0l70EHac
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Go to it. Now. It is significant.
God:
Perhaps I have already been there. Right now, ? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
It is not?
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
You heard wrong
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
You were. Any ways, what does Furi Kuri mean?
God:
No I am not. Yes I think there are.
Me:
I must go now. May tha Force be with you n****.
God:
Oh. Sayonara. I often wonder if it can.