Osama Had a Large Stash of Digital Porn Movies at his Hideout

[SamAsh07]

According to US officials speaking on condition of anonymity, Osama bin Laden had a "fairly extensive" stash of "modern" high quality porn at his hideout in Abbottabad. But, if he didn't have Internet, how did it get there?
Most probably, one of Osama's cronies sneaked the porn material into the house just like they sneaked his emails—using a thumb drive or perhaps they just bought their DVDs at Scoreland (NSFW) and got them delivered to a PO Box. Who knows.

US Officials can't confirm whose porn stash it was or if bin Laden used the porn himself. Other officials said it's not uncommon to find digital porn in this kind of hideouts. It seems that someone in there can't wait to die a martyr and get his 40 virgins. Or not-so-virgins. Maybe they only watched lesbian porn.[/p]

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Lol, epic guy.
Seriously if Osama wanted to hide, he should've gone to Tristan de Cunha.

 

[Bladexdsl]

that's prob why he hated america cos he knew he'd neva got howt chicks like dat in dem moviez!!

 

[dgwillia]

2 Girls 1 Martyr!

 

[Joe88]

it was alot of girl on camel action

 

[Bladexdsl]

after sex they blow each other up

 

[tehnoobshow]

WOW this just made my day......lol.

 

[Zorua]

Well, he was in hiding with ugly wives so this is expected~

 

[AlanJohn]

Osama you old pervert

 

[TheDarkSeed]

I guess He didn't need Bush to get him through the day...

 

[ShadowSoldier]

it was alot of girl on camel action

Oh man the camel's toe is so gross.


Anyways, so what. The guy liked porn. Majority of humans do I believe. There's nothing wrong with watching porn or whatever, guys have needs too just like women.

 

[NiGHtS]

it was alot of girl on camel action

Oh man the camel's toe is so gross.


Anyways, so what. The guy liked porn. Majority of humans do I believe. There's nothing wrong with watching porn or whatever, guys have needs too just like women.

No, I believe that the real point of knowing this is because if it IS true, then I'm sure it goes against one of the many things Al-Qaeda 'stand up for'. I mean, have you seen the IMMENSE NUMBER of fatwas that have been issued? Woman can't do this, women can't do that, man can't do this, men can't do that etc etc.

And I'm sure there was one regarding porn.

 

[gov78]

When i saw the topic on the front page i was like "Porn i bet" i click it and yep its porn. Well i guess he had to pass the time some way or another.

 

[Ringo619]

thought it was against his religion to watch porn and stuff?

 

[Chhotu uttam]

That why he had 3 wives.
He enjoyed a pretty much there.

 

[tajio]

No, I believe that the real point of knowing this is because if it IS true, then I'm sure it goes against one of the many things Al-Qaeda 'stand up for'. I mean, have you seen the IMMENSE NUMBER of fatwas that have been issued? Woman can't do this, women can't do that, man can't do this, men can't do that etc etc.

And I'm sure there was one regarding porn.

I was also thinking the same thing.

 

[SamAsh07]

thought it was against his religion to watch porn and stuff?

Trust me, even Islamic religion people watch porn, how do I know? Because I'm one of them, even my friends and some cousins. Nowadays very few people follow all the teachings of a particular religion, it's either 50-50 or full, I'm in the 50-50.

 

[hunter291]

I kind of lol'd when I read this on a german news page

obama's searching through his harddrives, looking for plans of attacks, and in the end, osama only used the harddrives for hawt camel pronz

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Trust me, even Islamic religion people watch porn, how do I know? Because I'm one of them

I'm sure you can see there's a big difference between you watching porn, taking recreational drugs (not saying you do like), or other things I can't think of right now, than this fella who's killed people because they do, or just don't condemn similar things, doing it.

 

[DiscostewSM]

He was caught with his pants down?

 

[alejolink11]

You try hiding out for almost 10 years with nothing else to do. Nuff said.