Ok thenWell excuuuse meee, mister "fancy car where doors close at a touch and don't have to be slammed three times with increasing levels of force to get them to latch".
Basement cat used to be the opposite/nemesis of ceiling cat back in the day of lolcats. This would be Pennywise the Cat or something along those lines.If there is a ceiling cat there must be a floor cat I guess.