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Mario Kart 7 is the newest and the most-great game in the Mario Kart franchise yet. Some people might disagree,if you do I RECCOMEND YOU LEAVE THIS SITE NOW CAUSE THIS BABY'S ALL ABOUT MK7. Okay,back to business. This game contains new characters (ex.Metal Mario) and,also old ones (ex.Toad). You can now custom-build your kart to fit your style,and expectations (ex.how fast it goes). New carts are also available (ex.Birthday Girl) and old ones (ex.B-Dasher). I could sit here and list ALL the new corses,but that would take FOREVER! So I'll just list one: Maka Wuhu. This game also includes excellent online matches in which 7 people from all around the world can join you to race in regular matches or communities. The Mario Kart channel alerts you when new ghosts or community updates arrive via Streetpass™. That's all I got for now. See ya'!-Mega_Man_Mario
 
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Is this a review? This is just summing all features and saying it is excellent...

Sorry guy but try better next time, watch other reviews they may help. A review can't be written in 5 minutes, it really needs time.
 

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