Sosei Jihad bombs Pakistan and India

[Cuelhu]

Worldwide terrorist menace Sosei Jihad claimed responsibility for the two mass attacks against Pakistan and India this afternoon. The number of deaths is breathtaking. A few survivors are taking refuge in Tibet.

Sosei Jihad's spokesperson stated that the countries were targeted after the last onion shortage, which sent curry prices soaring.[/p]

Spoiler

[titleicture of a Homicide Bomber]

After the attacks Sosei Jihad's dirigible was sighted going along the coast heading south.[/p]

 

[AlanJohn]

sósëijîhëddò-sama....
You bastrastyuik...

 

[Zorua]

YOU SCARED ME.
I went to google news and typed 'Sosei Jihad'.
EVIL YOU.

But seriously.....I love you.

 

[nryn99]

lol, india... tee hee zorua

 

[Sausage Head]

i was going west you piece of shit news reporter

 

[Chhotu uttam]

Noo bombs comming towards us

 

[Cuelhu]

Indian Americans reported attacks on the US as well. It appears that Sosei Jihad doesn't fear a possible war with America.[/p]

Noo bombs comming towards US

Is this a new Holocaust? This vengeance on Indian people for curry is going too far.

 

[Sausage Head]

, i dont.

 

[Cuelhu]

Sosei Jihad's spokesperson stated that they don't fear a war with an US-Europe Alliance. It was made clear that they are prepared for a third World War. Sosei Jihad has no means to stop this madness. How many lives will this cost us?[/p]

, i dont.

 

[Sausage Head]

, you must fear.