Webcomic Temper Tantrums joke submissions thread

[marazzmatika]

Every CFW creator makes an 6.0.0 update,and when 6.0.0 comes,nothing works fine. It will look like this:

1. Tempy's friend updates his switch
2. Clippy to the joycon pins (of course)
3. CFW not working

 

[bandithedoge]

Tempy tries to come up with new jokes for the comic and looks at a joke submission thread, where he finds a joke about him looking for jokes in the joke submission thread. Tempception!

 

[Taffy]

Illustrator mix-up results in multiple illustrators doing one strip, and everyone is confused about it.

And then budget cuts happen and I draw the rest of the strip in crayon.

 

[Jokey_Carrot]

the switch is just a waifu machine lol

 

[marazzmatika]

the switch is just a waifu machine lol

lmao

 

[Joe88]

I think we all know whats needs to be done at this point

 

[Deleted User]

Tempy 2: *walks into room* Yikes. You play Breath of the Wild?

Tempy 1: Yeah, it's a great game. Why do you ask?

Tempy 2: Are you kidding me? Do I even have to get started? Ever since OOT, Zeldas been getting worse... I remember the old days of ALTP and LOZ 1.

Tempy: 1: Why you... Everyone knows OOT is the best game of all time! You filthy...

*1 or 2 scenes or arguing later*

Tempy 1/2: In conclusion, your game is the worst game in the entire series-OHGOD

*Wand of Gamelon descends upon them, blinding them with its greatness*

 

[Noctosphere]

Tempy 2: *walks into room* Yikes. You play Breath of the Wild?

Tempy 1: Yeah, it's a great game. Why do you ask?

Tempy 2: Are you kidding me? Do I even have to get started? Ever since OOT, Zeldas been getting worse... I remember the old days of ALTP and LOZ 1.

Tempy: 1: Why you... Everyone knows OOT is the best game of all time! You filthy...

*1 or 2 scenes or arguing later*

Tempy 1/2: In conclusion, your game is the worst game in the entire series-OHGOD

*Wand of Gamelon descends upon them, blinding them with its greatness*

why is Tempy 2 the first to talk? xD

 

[MrLucariox]

-Stability-
Tempy: Let me play some Pokemon on my 3ds.
(Screen prints out Mudsdale used Magnitude.)
5 HOURS LATER
.
.
(Screen prints out Magnitude 102!)
Tempy:Wow,that's some high level stability.

 

[DolphinCube]

Tempy sees super smash bros ultimate and orders it (hopeing to play as the duo, popo and nana). while it is shipping. he plays super smash bros melee for the gamecube but ends up getting stuck because of the glitch of popo basically freezing you. Tempy now officialy has nightmares on what they could do in smash ultimate

 

[Ryccardo]

https://www.shop01media.com/image/cache/data/products/JACK-GB/MPK_3427-1200xauto.jpg

Well, look at that face

 

[Noctosphere]

Can you inject.eof into tempy?

 

[CeeDee]

A joke about Street Fighter V having the ads in it, maybe Tempy is happily playing it and old Tempy's like "what kind of malarkey is this, ads in my video games?"

 

[marazzmatika]

No tempertantrums in nu yer?

 

[Costello]

No tempertantrums in nu yer?

@shaunj66 has been working on one for the past few days, it's due soon

 

[Noctosphere]

@shaunj66 has been working on one for the past few days, it's due soon

hum hum you probably mean "Soon™"

 

[emmanu888]

hum hum you probably mean "Soon™"

Is there even a Temper Tantrum comic with that reference? I feel like a flashback comic to when Gateway was still relevant and everyone waited for the big update would be a good idea.

 

[Noctosphere]

Is there even a Temper Tantrum comic with that reference? I feel like a flashback comic to when Gateway was still relevant and everyone waited for the big update would be a good idea.

watcha, your next post will be your leet post

 

[bjaxx87]

I'd love a sketch about that whole "the Nintendo NX will be a third pillar" promise. Maybe have three pillars made out of games that were released for each system in 2018. (I mean hey, there was Just Dance for Wii U, wasn't it? )

 

[AdenTheThird]

Maybe Tempy looking at some of the more SSBU spirits and finding himself (or @Costello) as one. But we already confirmed Tempy for Smash 5, that might be stale.

I got this one in the middle of the night and laughed out loud:
You know how there was a huge joke about how you could turn a Wii game into a GameCube game by cutting off the outer edge? What if You could do the same thing to DS games to turn them into Switch games? I´m going somewhere with this, just trust me: Tempy is surfing online and finds that Wii to Gamecube meme, then gets thinking. He takes a copy of WarioWare: Touched! and takes a buzz saw or a knife or something and trims the edges off. He then struggles to jam the new game into his Switch and boots it up. The next panel shows him doing a thumbs-up as WarioWare: Ouch is loaded.

Do you get it? I thought it was pretty funny.