"I have to get up and go somewhere? But I'm slumped so comfily"
"Can't you hmu at Steam Chat? UUUUGHHH, this is literally why I started a digital distribution company, so I wouldn't have to go out ""I have to get up and go somewhere? But I'm slumped so comfily"
Just finished super mario rpg and considering peach can slap a tank for 200 damage I can only imagine what her upgraded strength with those gauntlets would be and that's terrifying. What's worse is that peach can just walk up the stairs kill mario and then rez him and repeat until she's bored.
Incels: "bawww, Princess Peach is a defenseless and delicate flower, she doesn't fight, Super Mario movie ruined everything"Just finished super mario rpg and considering peach can slap a tank for 200 damage I can only imagine what her upgraded strength with those gauntlets would be and that's terrifying. What's worse is that peach can just walk up the stairs kill mario and then rez him and repeat until she's bored.
Actually looked this one up. Not that they deserve it, but in Nintendo's defense, it's pretty hard to put DLC on a cartridge when it doesn't come out for another five months.
I miss the old RPG peach.Incels: "bawww, Princess Peach is a defenseless and delicate flower, she doesn't fight, Super Mario movie ruined everything"
Meanwhile, the Princess:
Fun part is I believe that's a steel fan and a solid cast iron pan. Which for those who don't know weigh like 10lbs at that size for the pan and if its a combat steel fan 2lb and she's swinging them at least at 60mph which means she's hitting home runs with cookware and personal cooling devices.Incels: "bawww, Princess Peach is a defenseless and delicate flower, she doesn't fight, Super Mario movie ruined everything"
Meanwhile, the Princess:
*Attempts to attach PS5 to wall*
It reminds me of a similar DOS virus that would ask you to pick a random number. If the user loses, then their entire HDD is formatted. Or else they would win, and they would tell you to use your computer tomorrow; otherwise, they would have to play the game again. I don't know what this virus was called, though.