The RPG thread

[Mama Looigi]

In a temp there lived an important, fluffy cat named Mama Looigi. Not a magical windy temp, filled with potions and a snowy smell, nor yet a quiet, pretty, windy temp with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a cat-temp, and that means EOF.
One day, after a troubling visit from the dragon, Mama leaves her temp and sets out in search of three beautiful flamingos. A quest undertaken in the company of fairies, tempers and charming shitposters.

(Generator used for a beginning. Use your imaginations to continue it who's in? I can't be the only one on the team!)

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

i see the cat and pet it

 

[The Catboy]

Lilith teleports into EOF, knowing that their job is to cause chaos for the mortals. Although not a deity of Chaos, their job is still to see what they do to gain attention for themself. They will start their turn by stealing some of the forks.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Lilith teleports into EOF, knowing that their job is to cause chaos for the mortals. Although not a deity of Chaos, their job is still to see what they do to gain attention for themself. They will start their turn by stealing some of the forks.

i attempt to negotiate with lilith so they doesn't steal my forks

 

[The Catboy]

i attempt to negotiate with lilith so they doesn't steal my forks

"I won't steal your fork but something will go missing at a random point in time, that might be my doing."

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

hmm, this is going slow, we need an enemy to fight *summons two goblins using a spell*

 

[Mama Looigi]

hmm, this is going slow, we need an enemy to fight *summons two goblins using a spell*

Mama tries to allure them!
***

***
...
It doesn’t work!
She bites them instead-
They didn’t like that.

 

[IC_]

Suddenly a goat appears and is confused about the point of their existence

 

[Mama Looigi]

Suddenly a goat appears and is confused about the point of their existence

Mama pets the goat

The goblins become sad that we’re ignoring them

 

[IC_]

Mama pets the goat

The goblins become sad that we’re ignoring them

Goat pets the cat...

 

[Mama Looigi]

Goat pets the cat...

The goblins walk over because they’re insecure and crave attention

Mama and the goat pet the goblins

The goblins start blushing and don’t want to fight anymore

 

[rvtr]

Ian comes walking towards you from the distant hills. "My, what a nice day out. I've found this rather interesting town by the edge of the world. Want to tag along?" Ian pops open a tin of sardines while waiting for a response.

(love the thread idea btw)

 

[Mama Looigi]

Ian comes walking towards you from the distant hills. "My, what a nice day out. I've found this rather interesting town by the edge of the world. Want to tag along?" Ian pops open a tin of sardines while waiting for a response.

(love the thread idea btw)

Mama doesn’t see why it wouldn’t be a yes >:3
*proceeds to ask for sardine*

 

[Crazynoob458]

crazynoob comes into the existence of this game
he does not know what the fuck he is ment to do

 

[Mama Looigi]

crazynoob comes into the existence of this game
he does not know what the fuck he is ment to do

Mama greets the clueless Crazynoob and tells them that they have the option to:
1. Devote their life to Mama’s mission and group
2. Come along with them because why not
3. Leave and be clueless for the rest of eternity

 

[Crazynoob458]

Mama greets the clueless Crazynoob and tells them that they have the option to:
1. Devote their life to Mama’s mission and group
2. Come along with them because why not
3. Leave and be clueless for the rest of eternity

crazynoob selects option 2 because why not

 

[rvtr]

"Ah, great! I'll be leaving tomorrow at sunrise. As for the sardines...

We've got 2 plain, 2 golden smoked, 1 with pickles, 2 with olive oil, and 2 with lemon and soybean oil. I quite recommend the golden smoked or lemon ones. Golden smoked is much more fishy, (also salty) while the lemon one is much more like salmon with a small amount of lemon juice. Take your pick ma'am."

 

[Deleted member 397813]

a white snowman comes across your camp...

"What the hee-ho is going on here?"

 

[rvtr]

Ian frantically shakes CPG's hand. "We're eating sardines. Want to join us?"

 

[Crazynoob458]

crazynoob subtly waves to cpg