The YO MAMA SO FAT thread

[BakerMan]

Your mama is so fat. She should go on a diet or something. It's a health risk. Being healthy has all sort of benefits for the body and mind.

wasn't expecting a legit answer lol

 

[impeeza]

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

 

[Noctosphere]

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Yo mama so far she is competing with the WWW (she is the World Wide Whore)

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

 

[slaphappygamer]

Your mama is so fat. She should go on a diet or something. It's a health risk. Being healthy has all sort of benefits for the body and mind.

I appreciate your concern.

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

 

[Noctosphere]

Yo mama so fat the belt she wear around her waist is the asteroid one

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Yo mum so fat she cant hug and its very sad.

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

 

[slaphappygamer]

Yo mama wears hot air ballon as a moo moo.

 

[x65943]

Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

 

[slaphappygamer]

Yo mam so fat, I went to kiss her but I couldn’t find her face. I checked everywhere.

 

[x65943]

Yo momma so fat, after sex yo dad roll over twice, and he still on the bitch

When he want sex, he gotta slap that bitch's thigh and ride the wave in

 

[Veho]

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy extended edition.

 

[slaphappygamer]

So much so that, the all you can eat buffet asked her to leave.

 

[x65943]

Yo momma so phat the m3ds real can still run backups on her unaltered

 

[Xdqwerty]

So fat most people only bought the slim version

 

[SylverReZ]

Yo momma so phat the m3ds real can still run backups on her unaltered

Yo momma so fat that Sylveon cannot pick her up with their ribbons.

 

[BigOnYa]

Whenever I call your mom, I have to type in 3 different area codes.