Banned for wearing a GBATemp mask. You may not get coronavirus, but you'll end up getting a computer virus.
Banned because dogs don't sweat, so I have to do that to stay cool in the heat.Banned for running around with your mouth open
Banned for a missing penny.
Banned for accusing me of petty theft... I mean, penny theft! Which... is... petty theft. So yeah, banned for that.
You can't prove that I stole it because I already swallowed it! Uh, I mean I swallowed another unrelated penny! Banned for assuming yours is the only penny in the world!
Banned because it'll come out the other end in a few hours anyway, no need to make a fuss...