Don't worry BM your supporters from North of the Border have arrived! Sadly it was just me, every one else was busy eating Canadian bacon.
Some points I'd like to make on the issue.
Who does Uzra think he is? I mean c'mon.
From now on when ever "He who should not be named, cause its such a stupid name" is mentioned I will utter 1000 tiny curses of tiny misfortunes upon him ex "May he stub his toe on many pieces of heavy furniture" or "I hope you lose something of modest value for a unspecified period of time, annd may you be discomforted by it"
Also breaking news "Jesus to go on forgiviness strike in support of BM" Well old folks hope to God you don't die before BM gets his pdfs......cause guess what, no forgiviness, no eternal kingdom of heaven
Also Uzra smells.
Like Cabbage.....
Dipped in pee....
The pee is cursed......by an dead indian with BO.........who was marinated in skunk juice...and permeated with toxic gases(AKA uzra's breath)
That is all.
WAIT MORE BREAKING NEWS!
This just in Tom, Muslims discover that it was infact not eating delicious bacon was the sin all along. In just one night the chief import in the middle east has gone from Air conditioners to bacon.......Will these trends continue tom? Or is bacon just a flash in the pan.....