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Then explain why, Veho, my skin is brown?
HUH!?
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Then explain why, Veho, my skin is brown?
Uh, because you eat too much chocolate? :huh:

On a normal person, they'd get constipated pretty easily with that amount of chocolate you consume. Luckily, since your a-hole is very loose, that's a non-issue. :mellow:
 

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@JuanBaNaNa , I just put you on my ignore list. I will be telling the proper authorities about you sexually harassing me at work.
I thought you were on disability?
Also, human hand Fleshlight isn't a job... yes, you get incomed, but still no.

Say what @JuanBaNaNa caught you red handed drinking coffee.
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Huh?

Uh, because you eat too much chocolate? :huh:
How many times do I have to say: I'M ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!?

btw, @JuanBaNaNa , april fools! I didn't put you on my ignore list, but instead, I put you in my little black book. :P
Whatever crying Fleshlight.

I wonder who would cry first @godreborn or @JuanBaNaNa if Juan did get on @godreborn ignore list???
Crying Fleshlight too!
 
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I thought you were on disability?
Also, human hand Fleshlight isn't a job... yes, you get incomed, but still no.


Huh?


How many times do I have to say: I'M ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!?


Whatever crying Fleshlight.


Crying Fleshlight too!
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I once thrust so far up @JuanBaNaNa 's ass, that my dick got stuck, like a Chinese finger trap. I pulled and pulled, but it wouldn't let go. it was just too narrow. that's when we had to call an ambulance and explain how such a thing happened.
 

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