lol I didn't expect you of all people to noob bash. You're not at fault though, it gets pretty frustrating when someone doesn't get the faintest on what you're trying to explain to them.
please relax, take your mind off it.
You should share with us your switch setup. Cfw, tools, homebrew, bootloard, etc. Your full switch stack, and the reasons why if you're feeling nice ;p
What's really cool about Pi's tho is you can have multiple SD cards with different OS on each SD card and change from say a gaming machine to a full fledged pc if wanted
Again you get what you pay for, its like buying a S series for $300 but its only 1440p native, if you want true 4k, gotta get the X model for $500. But yea you right, when moms buying it anyways, you gotta stay cheap.