"please stand for the flag"

was gonna write this yesterday but a guy with th US flag painted on his truck just made me remember

when people do the pledge I talk quieter and say this

I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the somewhat united states of America
and to the republic for which it stands
one nation of idiots, under a supernatural idiot
with liberty and justice only for the rich

im very patriotic XD
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"like who needs religion when you have ANIME WAIFUS XD am i right?"

BUT WHAT IF MY RELIGION IS BASED AROUND MY 7 WAIFUS???

"let me guess you think Japan is the promise land compared to US?"

Nah
Germany Canada Australia and Greenland seem pretty cool tho
 
xpoverzion
America is nothing more than a vassal state of "Global Israel." When you stand for the American flag, you are really standing for the "United States of Israel." When will Goyim wake up to see the enemy within, is what I always ask...
 
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my first class is one of tge only ones that do XD
also one of the only schools I've been in that actually do it
 
SirNapkin1334
Hell, that reminds me of one of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes comics. They're in school, and pledging allegiance, and Calvin says, "I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg, and her mighty state of hysteria..." At which point he is dragged out of the room by his teacher.

Edit: Link: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/11/0a/37/110a37acc8d72be3fffbefc3a2d5e45b--funny-things-funny-stuff.jpg
 
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leon315
this poem sounds very sinister, sinister i mean very communist...

all communists stands on left
 
E
@leon315 screw communism
libertarian socialism is where its at!
 
E
lol
yeah
but i wrote and posted this a month ago
 
Jayro
I was listening to an Eminem song, where he refered to us as "The Divided States of Embarrassment", and he's not wrong...
 
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