Please! No! Stop! This Can’t Be Happening!

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I mean, this pretty much speaks for itself. Not much to say. I can just say that the Switch is becoming as much a “hit console” as the Wii U was. Say goodbye to the manliness of the Nintendo Switch.

Link to article, just cuz: https://mynintendonews.com/2018/02/...patrol-game-thats-heading-to-nintendo-switch/
If that wasn’t enough: https://mynintendonews.com/2018/01/30/hotel-transylvania-heading-to-the-nintendo-switch/
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AxlSt00pid
Fuck yea now we can have portable Paw Patrol,and even compatible with HD Rumble!
Forget Half-Life 3 or Mario Galaxy 3 this is what all gamers want
 
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G
I only see this as good news. The most successful consoles in history had their fair share of shovel ware. The Wii and PS2 have some of the biggest catalogs of shovel ware ever seen released, and both of those consoles were hugely successful. The more support and trust thrown at the Switch by the developers, the better. Just because they release a game on the system doesn't mean you have to play it ;-).
 
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aykay55
The fact that the video game is coming to the Switch is evidence enough Nintendo is not letting go of the kids, meaning they won’t take the Switch to its full potential. The only adult title on it is DOOM, and Bayonetta now, maybe PAYDAY 2, not sure about LA Noire.

@GaveUpTomorrow Thise consoles were already highly successful, so that would make sense. However, the Wii U proved that not having enough mature titles drops the interest of about half of the gaming community. The Switch really needs some of those, and once this game, as well as the Hotel Transylvania one release, many will think this is Nintendo’s direction now, which, tbh, is not that far from the truth.
 
Aletron9000
wow, Nintendo never stop with the surprises. What shocks me most is it says in the article the playstation 4 and xbox one will also have the game. I never saw those gaming systems to be for that age range.
 
Dr.Hacknik
Please, for the love of god. Please, get this shit out of here ASAP! I do not wish to have my Switch Library tarnished by 5 year old games!
 
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tech3475
I envy those of you don't know what this POS cartoon is, my nephew had it on ALL THE TIME when he visited.

Basically it's a very annoying kids cartoon.
 
BlueFox gui
i know what is this but i'm glad my nephew and niece don't watch it too much...... actually i rather them watching this than minecraft gameplay with those weird youtubers
 
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migles
what the problem? not like nintendo always had theese games like bugs bunny or sponge bob and other kiddo games that i don't remember
 
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chrisrlink
the only way they can kill the switch is making it more like V-smile portable -shutters- basicly if they drop production for adult games besides shovelware isn't bad most of the time an exploit is found by devs cause third party games have poor QC
 
Yepi69
Damn, its almost as if Nintendo never made or allowed games for children.
How dare they to try and bring kiddie games back to their platforms?
 
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