The Official List Of Internet Plagues In No Particular Order [TOLOIPINPO] #1

Whether you’re Christian or not, chances are you’ve heard the story of The Plagues of Egypt. 10 great disasters have struck the Pharoh and his subjects, each more severe than the last. Today we deal with out own plagues in many walks of life, and I have chosen to catalogue the ones we encounter on the Internet, in no particular order. This list will be on-going and, with some luck, we can eliminate these blights once they are identified and recognised.

Here’s number one: “Lunarbaboon: The Daily Life of Parenthood”

Makes my guts turn inside-out.

Comments

N10A
What's so bad about Lunarbaboon? I just looked it up and it looks like the worst that it could produce is a bad dad joke.
 
Foxi4
@N10A It’s predictable, sappy, unfunny and usually provides terrible parenting advice. The comic infests social media like a plague.

@The Real Jdbye I’m from a time when all of the Internet was KiwiFarms, and it was way better that way. The hope was that as technology spreads among the masses people will become more tech-literate. The opposite happened instead - the Internet, and tech more broadly, was neutered to serve the masses and now everything sucks. It’s objectively a worse experience, by any metric.
 
shaunj66
Those forced and extremely unsettling "Family" YouTube channels in which they exploit their children for internet fame and revenue. I can't imagine the long term damage it does to the kids psyche
 
  • Like
Reactions: 4 people
Foxi4
@shaunj66 In all fairness, it’s the modern equivalent of the “90’s Family Show”, except now anyone can be the Olsen twins. It’s all narcissism of the parents, but alas, it can’t be helped. Same bucket as the pre-teen beauty pageants and other assorted “my child will achieve a very specific goal that I wanted to achieve and never could” types of activities. More broadly, family life of any kind on the Internet is a huge red flag.
 
JuanMena
@shaunj66 @Foxi4

Do you guys have any idea on how can I ad revenue my niece?

On topic:
  • Reddit
  • Twatter
  • 4chan
  • 8chan
  • DeviantArt

 

Blog entry information

Author
Foxi4
Views
662
Comments
32
Last update

More entries in Personal Blogs

More entries from Foxi4

Share this entry

General chit-chat
Help Users
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @The Real Jdbye, tbh the HD collections are more justified since they include more than just 1 game per copy
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @SylverReZ I read that non-binary people identify as a blend of male and female. The point is i think i'm a blend of those and thus non binary
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    @Xdqwerty, Non-binary people are those who don't identify themselves exclusively as male or female.
  • cearp @ cearp:
    I don't identify as anything, unless I need to get on a plane then I show ID
     +3
  • AncientBoi @ AncientBoi:
    👈 [homo, queer, fag, coksuqr, etc......]
     +3
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @SylverReZ, I meant that I read that they can also identify as what i mentioned
     +2
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    I identify as Long Rod Johnson, cause a cat called me that once.
     +2
  • AncientBoi @ AncientBoi:
    [takes a 👀 in your pants] Liar :angry:
     +3
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @SylverReZ, and thus that would make me non binary since i feel like a blend of both male and female
     +1
  • AncientBoi @ AncientBoi:
    @Xdqwerty only time will tell, what/whom you are. At 14, its a bit early to "Define" yourself. :)
     +3
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    I only recently have learned who I am and how much I am capable of and I'm 50 lol
     +3
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    A thousand epiphanies and unbelievable pain and growth.
     +2
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    I wish I could sum it up for children to understand but it truly takes living a lifetime of learning
     +2
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    It's more than knowledge it's understanding
     +1
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Both are required
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @Psionic Roshambo, ask chatgpt or Google gémini to summarize it
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Lol summarize life's lessons
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Wisdom
     +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    My wifey tells me all the time "You need to grow the fuck up." Which I don't understand, cause I'm full grown already.
     +2
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @BigOnYa, she means grow more
     +1
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    Yawn
  • AncientBoi @ AncientBoi:
    farrrrrrrrrrrt
     +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    @AncientBoi I imagine it don't make the fart sound anymore, probably sounds more like letting go of a balloon you just blew up.
     +3
  • AncientBoi @ AncientBoi:
    :rofl2::tpi::rofl2:
     +2
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    @BigOnYa, Tell her to grow a pair. :rofl2:
     +1
    SylverReZ @ SylverReZ: @BigOnYa, Tell her to grow a pair. :rofl2: +1